Morgan Contrails
JP"I'm a full stack engineer"
❌ boring
❌ corporate
❌ cliched
"I can make computers suffer in myriad ways"
✅ distinctive
✅ mysterious
✅ they deserve it
allrite@daedalus Full stack engineers are mountain bike riders.
MaybeMyMonkeys
Simon Welsh@daedalus I think the subject and the object of that last one are round the wrong way
“Computer can make me suffer in myriad ways”
Simon Zerafa (Status: 
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Gabbo the wafrn dev guy[mentionuserid="1e01c038-d70d-4816-ab4a-1493094b0922"] how do I explain that I am a masochist who uses javascript? (well tecnically typescript but yeah)
Alexander ShendiTypescript was developed by #Microsoft.
No one ever got fired for using #Microsoft!
Caesar Rylan@daedalus empty queue engineers when?
Tommy Palmer@daedalus “I command sentient sand”
@daedalus I prefer to play them like a piano and tickle them when they misbehave.
rastilinDo you make the computer suffer... or does the computer make you suffer?
Josh
Eppy NWS"I have managed to hack our code into a conistently monitored virus that will run cost-effectively and securely on Other People's Computers so our website Never Goes Down. Legally!"
(Boring corpo: I am dev/sec/ops for hybrid cloud)
...Ace Detective? Are you stupid or something?"I'm an artificial intelligence engineer"
❌ boring
❌ corporate
❌ buzzwordy
"I can introduce sand to the horrors of humanity in grueling and methodical ways"
✅ distinctive
✅ mysterious
✅ no buzzwords
Tim Hergert
Bishop Whitewind
qwazix@daedalus "I can make BOTH users AND computers suffer"
There I fixed it 🤣
Coach Leftist Diesel"I can make computers rejoice in myriad ways"
✅ distinctive
✅ mysterious
✅ sound like a cult leader
Jared Norman@daedalus I’ve always gone with “Computers bend to my will.”
Crofton@daedalus full slack engineer
Devlin 
@daedalus I am a magic sand agitator, I always have been and likely always will be.
KazinatorIf you haven't debugged the ethernet driver, you ain't no full stack engineer.
Whenever I hear full stack engineer, my mind turns to the cooks at the back of an IHOP.
synlogic@daedalus that phrase always implies the existance of Half-Stack Engineers
Slenderman 
@daedalus what if i do that without being an engineer at all does the universe explode
Terry Puppy 🔜 FWA@daedalus Also works for security engineers x3
drawksMe responding to a web engineering ticket that falls into the systems queue
Jon Marnock@daedalus I know how to trick rocks into thinking *all* the thoughts.
J@daedalus Computers were a mistake, but not _enough of one_. :)
Stuart Longland (VK4MSL)