Mastodawn

JP Apr 28, 2023

"I'm a full stack engineer"
❌ boring
❌ corporate
❌ cliched

"I can make computers suffer in myriad ways"
✅ distinctive
✅ mysterious
✅ they deserve it

"I have managed to hack our code into a conistently monitored virus that will run cost-effectively and securely on Other People's Computers so our website Never Goes Down. Legally!"

(Boring corpo: I am dev/sec/ops for hybrid cloud)