MostlyHarmless
Count Dracula was 412 when he moved to England in search of new blood.
Sauron was 54,000 years old when he forged the One Ring.
Cthulhu had seen galaxies flare into life and fade into darkness before he put madness in the minds of men.
See, it’s never too late to follow your dreams!
Apr 29, 2023 at 2:53amWeb
Show threadVerđandi K SoldustyApr 29, 2023
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See, who said the great Cthulhu was just pure evil? I mean, we should all be more like him, getting plenty of sleep and never give up on our dreams.
Show threadSuperchloeApr 29, 2023
@Soldusty @MostlyHarmless me as a mature age uni student
Show threadTim GApr 29, 2023
@Superchloe @Soldusty @MostlyHarmless Me as a mature age uni student (without the "plenty of sleep").
Show threadLeon BambrickApr 29, 2023
@MostlyHarmless by the time George Harrison was 37 he’d been in the world’s biggest rock band for 10 years, and quit, and had over a dozen number 1 hits. No, wait. He was 27.
Show threadDudley StokesApr 29, 2023
@MostlyHarmless what if, because of untreated depression, you don’t have any dreams?
Show threadDudley StokesApr 29, 2023
@MostlyHarmless it’s not really a ‘what if’ for me, that’s pretty much the case.
Show threadandwhyisitMay 1, 2023
@DudleyStokes @MostlyHarmless Then your next goal should be telling a stubborn friend or family member (excluding anyone that might be a cause for your depression) to nag you until you get treated.
Show threadDudley StokesMay 1, 2023
@andwhyisit @MostlyHarmless yea don’t really have that in my life. Friends/family way too wrapped up in their own. Plus it’s no one else’s responsibility but my own. I’m already going to therapy it’s just a long, expensive, frustrating and at times discouraging process.
Show threadcostrikeApr 29, 2023
@MostlyHarmless I needed this.
Show threadCathy JosephApr 29, 2023
@MostlyHarmless I love your sense of humor! Thank you for sharing your wonderful perspective!!
Show threadMikeZilla Minus OneApr 29, 2023

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i'd prefer not to

Show threadsynlogicApr 29, 2023
@MostlyHarmless plus even now Cthulhu isnt really dead. hes merely sleeping
Show threadKevin RussellApr 29, 2023

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Wait ... remind me, Cthulhu, the new UK PM?

Show threadHollieKApr 29, 2023
@kevinrns @MostlyHarmless He'd be better than the one we've currently got.
Show threadKevin RussellApr 29, 2023

@HollieK72 @MostlyHarmless

What will it it take to make Briton remember its a democracy that promised to NEVER be slaves, not ALWAYS.

Show threadIt's Just Jenn 🏳️‍⚧️Apr 29, 2023
@MostlyHarmless this is genuinely inspiring. 🤷‍♀️
Show threadHeatherPCApr 29, 2023

@MostlyHarmless @Tweetfiction

Why did I read this as Count Chocula? It's one of those days today for me😁

Show threadIt's Just Jenn 🏳️‍⚧️Apr 29, 2023
@HeatherPC @MostlyHarmless Count Chocula was also hundreds of years old when he founded his own line of cereal. 😆😆😆
Show threadHeatherPCApr 29, 2023

@Tweetfiction @MostlyHarmless

Indeed he was so I guess while my eyes were off it still sort of fits😂😁

Show threadKalebraXApr 29, 2023
@MostlyHarmless this is the apex of the so called White Old Men. ( except of Cthulhu, no idea how he looks like)
Show threadMurray LangApr 29, 2023
@MostlyHarmless All I want is a tea towel that absorbs water.
Show threadRod_RescuemanApr 30, 2023
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Show threadJorge StolfiApr 30, 2023

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But what was the retirement age in England when Dracula moved there?

Show threadScimmia di MareApr 30, 2023
@MostlyHarmless ehrrr… no, Cthulhu has no dreams, literally.
Show threadFedNat  May 1, 2023
@Madmonkey @MostlyHarmless
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" ("In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.")
Show threadScimmia di MareMay 1, 2023
@FedNat @MostlyHarmless wasn't it "a dreamless sleep"?
Sorry, my fault!
Show threadScimmia di MareMay 1, 2023
@FedNat @MostlyHarmless I don't speak R'liehan since a long time
Show threadNoahApr 30, 2023
@MostlyHarmless Should maybe credit the original poster though: https://twitter.com/angryrobotbooks/status/1383366474618707976
Angry Robot aka Circuit Daddy on Twitter

“Count Dracula was 412 when he moved to England in search of new blood. Sauron was 54,000 years old when he forged The One Ring. Cthulhu had seen galaxies flare into life and fade to darkness before he put madness in the minds of men. It's never too late to follow your dreams!”

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Show threadSteveDuncanApr 30, 2023
@MostlyHarmless Great! Now do some people in their late 50's.
Show threadStephan NeuhausMay 1, 2023
@MostlyHarmless 54,000 years and not a single birthday present. No card. Not even a phone call or SMS. No wonder he was kinda miffed.
Show threadWeaselAug 16, 2023
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