Count Dracula was 412 when he moved to England in search of new blood.
Sauron was 54,000 years old when he forged the One Ring.
Cthulhu had seen galaxies flare into life and fade into darkness before he put madness in the minds of men.
See, it’s never too late to follow your dreams!

@MostlyHarmless

Wait ... remind me, Cthulhu, the new UK PM?

@kevinrns @MostlyHarmless He'd be better than the one we've currently got.

@HollieK72 @MostlyHarmless

What will it it take to make Briton remember its a democracy that promised to NEVER be slaves, not ALWAYS.