Count Dracula was 412 when he moved to England in search of new blood.
Sauron was 54,000 years old when he forged the One Ring.
Cthulhu had seen galaxies flare into life and fade into darkness before he put madness in the minds of men.
See, it’s never too late to follow your dreams!

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Why did I read this as Count Chocula? It's one of those days today for me😁

@HeatherPC @MostlyHarmless Count Chocula was also hundreds of years old when he founded his own line of cereal. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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Indeed he was so I guess while my eyes were off it still sort of fitsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜