What if I told you there is no end point to Elon Musk’s insecurity, emotional brokenness, and spastic egotism
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If you told me that, I would likely believe you.
@Popehat tell me something I didn't already know at some level...
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what if we told you "we know"?

@Popehat I'd tell you that we know.

But what's happened now?

@Popehat I would believe you unreservedly.
@Popehat It is billions of (pick some denomination) wide yet just puddle deep

@Popehat its almost as if the richest people in the world don't always keep someone around to tell them when they did or are about to do something dumb.

remember that whole thing about how billionaires are good actually because the free market can allocate resources more efficiently than the government? well...

@Popehat Quite, yes
@Popehat @Princejvstin That’s supposed to be Krugman cry-laughing at Elon, I guess?
@jakemiller @Popehat That's Elon saying that Krugman is a baby.
@Princejvstin Yeah, I know, but it’s not internally consistent in Musk’s worldview: Krugman’s crying because he’s getting the “premium service” for free? But it does tell us that Musk now knows that Blue is a debacle and won’t make him much money.

@jakemiller @Princejvstin The weird thing is that Krugman wasn’t even tweeting about the checkmark. That was literally his only comment about any of the recent Twitter drama—just confusion that it was bestowed upon him.

For someone crying about something you sure think he would bring it up more.

@jakemiller @Popehat @Princejvstin
It’s just really weird that it’s advertised as a “benefit” but he’s turned it into a weapon. Was that inevitable?
@Princejvstin @nightscotsman @Popehat I don’t think anything is inevitable with a guy with this big a credit line. Economic pressures (well-considered) kept old-Twitter from trying to charge for badges. Hubris and capital mean Musk can not bother to understand it! But pay-only was obviously dumb, and so ambiguity is better. But the explanation is wrong based on awarding for notability, haha!
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You are not going to believe but I will have to agree with Elon 😱. They are covered in twitter shit and crying. What are these people still doing there?

@FuckElon

I disagree. That's excusing the abusive behavior on his part

@Princejvstin

No excuses for his behavior. He is an enormous turd. The very reason not to give him any content. And I don't even fault some people who still need it to make a living. But that is not the case for all or most these celebrities. They do not need Twitter. Paul Krugman does not need Twitter.

@Popehat I’d believe you. He substantiates it with his every action.
@Popehat I would barely have believed it before the trapped children episode, and could write that off, until this total meltdown in public on Twitter. He seemed like a driven man with huge goals and s good chance at achieving them. Now? A clown who is burying all those goals, and for what? I have zero idea. It's rather sad to see. They were noble and inspiring goals.
@pyperkub @Popehat happens when your entire social circle is bootlickers.
@Popehat Fake News! Musk’s end point is when he’s launched himself into permanent orbit around the Sun with a hundred angry Mars colonists who weren’t told the mission plans were made by Twitter’s AI chatbot.
@Popehat if there was ever an example of money cannot by you happiness…
@Popehat It's just very obvious Musk has not heard the parable of Lowtax of the Awful Forums.

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If you told me that, I would think of a former president.

@Popehat He's predicting that the economy is in a 1929 moment. I hope he's short and leveraged.

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I'm convinced that the crowd booing at the Chapelle Disaster did extensive damage.

I'm hoping he can be shuffled off to some thing that lacks collateral damage.

@Popehat Self evident, I would have thought.
@Popehat what if I told you we are in a planet that is spinning on its axis while rotating around star along with other planets, moons, and assorted rocks and debris, all the while hurtling in space at incredible speeds.

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I’d say he’s one of the many who seek fame, fortune and power in a misguided attempt to fill his black soul. Too bad he didn’t just go to therapy, it would have been cheaper for him and a lot less wear and tear on the planet

@Popehat I was on the fence, but I noped out and left the hellsite the second I saw the vid of that dipshit carrying a sink in to the HQ. It was a no-brainer.

Ruinously dumb manbabies don’t always give you the tell on introduction, but when they *do*, I’ve learned to heed the sign.

@bertwells @Popehat It really never gets better with these people. We are best served by noticing it and getting the hell away before we suffer damage.
@Popehat We would nod in disappointed agreement
@Popehat Same as tRump. There is NO BOTTOM to what they'll do. They are psychopaths who enjoy hurting people because they are pathetic.

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He’s still mad about apartheid ending.

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But there is: Tesla stock craters and Musk gets the Trevor Milton treatment for his securities fraud.
@ncweaver @Popehat the set of imprisoned insecure narcissists is a subset of the set of insecure narcissists, so I think Ken would still technically be correct
@Popehat He will eventually reach full Kanye, and lose the ability to talk about his conspiracy theories without going all the way and blaming the Jews out loud.
@Popehat Next you're going to try to tell me we can predict where the sun will rise in the morning...
@Popehat I think the end point is somewhere between earth and Mars when he takes his particular management style to the stars

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I’d say it worked for trump, sadly.

@Popehat We can always hope he has a stroke halfway to Mars someday
@Popehat I'd ask for some insight that the average person could not get from scrolling Twitter for 5 minutes.
@Popehat i cannot assess his mental state, i am not his personal psychiatrist. I can only assess the results…poor at best.

@Popehat Well, the man's gotta die at some point.

He'll try to copy himself into a computer before that point but we all know how that's gonna turn out.

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I just hope he doesn’t get paranoid.

@Popehat nope but there is an end to his megaphone and that will be when Twitter runs out of cash in about 12 months
@Popehat He's not immortal. At some point, all this will stop.
@Popehat I wouldn’t doubt for a split second

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There will be no grumps no loneys, nobody left.

@Popehat Eh, he'll die eventually.