wants2knowYApr 21, 2023
Missing The Point
John Mastodon’s rocket wouldn’t have exploded. Just sayin’.
Apr 20, 2023 at 9:35pmIvory for iOS
Show threadElon Musk stickApr 20, 2023
@MissingThePt he would have made sure all our rockets exploded first
Show threadNorthbaybanterApr 20, 2023
@MissingThePt John can hold his load. Hold his payload
Show threadlirosoApr 20, 2023
@MissingThePt
So true.
Show threadYou S BluesApr 20, 2023
@MissingThePt slayed
Show threadJoshuaApr 20, 2023
@MissingThePt never has. Not even once
Show threadRai Aren 🖖✨📚🇺🇦Apr 21, 2023
@MissingThePt 💯 🚀
Show threadeigenman Apr 21, 2023
@MissingThePt Oh shit. I guffawed. 
Show threadChris Silverman 🌻Apr 21, 2023
@MissingThePt Steve SpaceX must be so embarrassed right now
Show threadWill and the FoxApr 21, 2023
@MissingThePt don't be silly. John Mastodon doesn't need a rocket. He can fly by himself.
Show threadJdeBPApr 21, 2023

@MissingThePt

#JohnMastodon doesn't have one giant rocket in the first place. John Mastodon has lots of little rockets that coöperate. If one goes bang, as rockets famously do, there are others available to carry the load.

#SpaceXStarship #SpaceX

Show threadJames 🦉 #FBPE Apr 21, 2023
@JdeBP @MissingThePt More of a pop than a bang really, as #JohnMastodon has the most rockets.
Show threadKronosApr 21, 2023
@MissingThePt Muskrat’s spaceship exploded! Fortunately it wasn’t crewed. We’re paying this a-hole with our tax dollars to provide service for NASA. We should not be funding a right-wing oligarch.
Show threadjohnmastodonApr 21, 2023
@MissingThePt if I ever need one I will ride it during its initial test to avoid any rapid unscheduled disassemblies