Louieresang
Low Quality FactsBreaking News: Elon Musk has asked NASA for technical assistance following SpaceX's failed launch attempt. NASA immediately responded with a poop emoji.
Robert DenbyThis is now canon.
KikoKate@Bullix @lowqualityfacts Make it so. This is the way.
Spellbind0127@lowqualityfacts mastodon lagged for a bit and it looked like this was coming from a legitimate news source. (Aka no fox news)
Teaceratops/GameDev Mum@lowqualityfacts hey! Don’t get my hopes up! I nearly had the popcorn ready then!
@Teaceratops @lowqualityfacts oh my GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS POPCORN IS BACK!
[alt text] headline screenshot “Space X rocket blows up minutes after launch.
LL af R 
@lowqualityfacts lolz, if only
MikeZilla Minus One
Nick 'The Viking'
C. R. Collins 🌳 🐸@lowqualityfacts
I want this to really happen 🤣
I want this to really happen 🤣
Jette10@lowqualityfacts
Just about peed myself, maybe a little 🤭
Just about peed myself, maybe a little 🤭
Bill Lamb
Fardels BearI so want this to be true.
nimi
Alexander Corby 🇵🇷@lowqualityfacts I don’t think they did that, but the rocket did blow up 4 minutes into its flight
@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNote@AlexCorby @lowqualityfacts pssst, your responding to “low quality facts” 🥰🤣 with the assertion that it’s the facts are indeed low-quality ie not true. Every time this happens a person with Irish roots gets their wings. At this point some of them probably have closets full. Not to say that low quality facts is Irish, but they could certainly blend right in at one of my family reunions.🤣🤣🤣#Humor
@Pineywoozle @lowqualityfacts Oh man! So that's where all these damn wings have been coming from! 😂
I should have double-checked the source on NASA's poop emoji response before I got all excited. For a second, I was overcome with too much wishful thinking.
@AlexCorby @lowqualityfacts LOL Yep. I once told an aunt at a family reunion who asked why my father hadn’t arrived at the same time as us girls had, that we had seen him broken down on the side of the highway, but didn’t want to be last in line for the pie. Every person she worriedly told it to, looked at her sideways and said “You know that’s Al’s daughter, right?”…Always check the source.😜
Shay@lowqualityfacts hahahahaha
Adam R. Wood@lowqualityfacts [applauds]
Mad Dog Ace Run@lowqualityfacts
Yes, this is funny...
Yes, this is funny...
Cyber Yuki@lowqualityfacts Now seriously, why would NASA actually give useful information to Musk?
It should be obvious by now that he does nothing on good faith, for all I know he could be selling these missiles to Russia or some other dictatorship.
So why would a tax-funded American 🦅🇺🇸 organization be obligated to help a megalomaniac billionaire who's in bed with Putin? What will the public gain in this?
So yes, if he ever asks then send him a 💩 emoji, please. He deserves nothing marginally better than that.
volkris@yuki2501 @lowqualityfacts NASA DOES give useful information to Musk because the organization isn’t petty and understands that SpaceX working on these technical problems contributes to the knowledgebase of humanity.
Is NASA obligated? Probably not. But they are self-interested in seeing SpaceX help solve the problems they themselves face.
Some of us aren’t obsessed with the identities and personal lives and drama of people who contribute to the world.
@lowqualityfacts
notthatkaren@lowqualityfacts Hey @lowqualityfacts I get it you have a patreon you want to promote to your followers- so you want to make your account look good with lots of followers and few people you follow. But stop already with the scummy Twitter behavior of following people just to get them to follow you to up your follower count and then unfollowing them. This morning is the third time you have followed me after following me/unfollowing me already twice in the matter of a few months. Stop already.
Kris Samsel@lowqualityfacts NASA needs to get those disc’s from Area 51. Abandon polluting fuels. What’s up with the transparency on UFOs? Oh, Musk? 💩
Topher 🌱🐧💚Discovering there's a Wikipedia page dedicated to this kind of just made my day.
@lowqualityfacts things you suspect are probably false, but wish were true…
@billclassified@lowqualityfacts Roflmaoooo
KrazyKat
Scott Knowles@lowqualityfacts Insurance on SpaceX launches just went up to cover cost of the payload his rocket just blew up.
NeveranR@lowqualityfacts What is the going rate per hour for “technical assistance” from NASA? Inquiring minds would lke to know!!
Lady Gee@lowqualityfacts I’m not a person of faith but I pray for this to be true 🤷🏼♀️
O‘Mimesis@lowqualityfacts vielleicht sollte Elon Finger von Sachen lassen, von denen er keine Ahnung hat.
gavinisdie 
@lowqualityfacts if this ever happens, I will eat moon rocks
Midwest Bob
SammyGalen@lowqualityfacts Well, (as #ElonMusk would say) sh-fertilizer .
Ellen Bakker@lowqualityfacts Please, make this true.
CapeHeaven🦄
Arena Cops 🇺🇦✌@lowqualityfacts 😎😂😂😂😂 Understandably & justified.
SpaceX's full-blown failure appears to be a replay of Eloon's "management" of his twitter-sandbox.
Dr. Guillermo Power 
@lowqualityfacts 👏 best toot. You win at Mastodon!
Eric@lowqualityfacts
You can tell this is a low quality fact because when something is failing, Musk doesn't ask for help.
He fires the people most capable of fixing it, and makes the remaining people work 16 hr days and sleep at the office until it's "fixed".
@lowqualityfacts I truly hope his companies all go out of business in the next few years. Musk is nothing but a Russian asset.
paul
Tony Printezis
WesDym@lowqualityfacts I want so badly for this to be true.
Cedar Fen Farm
Cedar Fen Farm
Oregon Animal LoverI needed that laugh. Thank you!🤣
Evannakita@lowqualityfacts this post was how I found out the launch failed
kib@wetdry:~$ 
@lowqualityfacts i need this to be real
Blippy the Wonder Slug (MOVED)@lowqualityfacts
🤣 It was funny then, it's funny now.
🤣 It was funny then, it's funny now.
Craig Mcgee@kaasbaas @lowqualityfacts if only this was true!!
C.Suthorn 
@derpostillon da könnt Ihr mal sehen, wie Journalismus geht!