Breaking News: Elon Musk has asked NASA for technical assistance following SpaceX's failed launch attempt. NASA immediately responded with a poop emoji.
@lowqualityfacts I don’t think they did that, but the rocket did blow up 4 minutes into its flight
@AlexCorby @lowqualityfacts pssst, your responding to “low quality facts” 🥰🤣 with the assertion that it’s the facts are indeed low-quality ie not true. Every time this happens a person with Irish roots gets their wings. At this point some of them probably have closets full. Not to say that low quality facts is Irish, but they could certainly blend right in at one of my family reunions.🤣🤣🤣#Humor

@Pineywoozle @lowqualityfacts Oh man! So that's where all these damn wings have been coming from! 😂

I should have double-checked the source on NASA's poop emoji response before I got all excited. For a second, I was overcome with too much wishful thinking.

@AlexCorby @lowqualityfacts LOL Yep. I once told an aunt at a family reunion who asked why my father hadn’t arrived at the same time as us girls had, that we had seen him broken down on the side of the highway, but didn’t want to be last in line for the pie. Every person she worriedly told it to, looked at her sideways and said “You know that’s Al’s daughter, right?”…Always check the source.😜