It takes a village to raise a scaffold.

It just seems like Banksy is phoning it in lately.

Breaking News: Elon Musk has asked NASA for technical assistance following SpaceX's failed launch attempt. NASA immediately responded with a poop emoji.

I got a large walk in closet for all my skeletons

Name that tune... except it's just me trying to decipher the song playing over the loud rattle of my old engine.

Act normal as you read this and boost if you are pretty sure the squirrels are up to something.

I understand not everyone has to think the same as me. You’d be well advised to, but you don’t HAVE to.

♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫

The witching hour is more like 3 hours.

I won't beat around the bush when it comes to misuse of idioms. Sorry to rain on your parade, but I shan't let sleeping dogs lie.