Kate Drewett
Miriam Boosh"Did you read the hundreds of pages of fine print, though?"
The Duality of Xan@Miriamm Corollary: “Sure we’ll give you money, but only after you give us a bunch more for some reason we made up.”
Kerri Levine
Wild Eyed Boy From Freecloud@Miriamm Seems like an additional square could be added where they raise the rates for the money they don't give you.
BronMason For Kamala 2024@WildEyedBoyFromFreecloud @Miriamm
That’s right! My property insurance went up a lot once. When I asked why, they said I had a claim for my roof. I checked my records & I did not file a claim. I merely called to ask if a small roof leak problem was covered. They said I’d hafta fle a claim to find out, but I never did! They counted my question as a claim giving them the excuse to raise my rate.
#insurance #corporategreed
CANELA BLANCA
Zanzíbar@Miriamm sanidad pública siempre
McNulla@Miriamm
Maybe that could be a use of chatgpt? It reads our agreements and gives a summary of exclusions (things they won’t pay for). I don’t read any agreements. TLDR
Maybe that could be a use of chatgpt? It reads our agreements and gives a summary of exclusions (things they won’t pay for). I don’t read any agreements. TLDR
Matt
AnellaMarie@Miriamm We need to make universal healthcare a focus point in every election cycle.
Atom Mac
Virginicus@Miriamm This appears to be a comic version of a TikTok video. Art is constantly evolving.
Mandi Kaye@Miriamm *in the US.
I think it's better in other countries?
Daz Moriarty 🇮🇪🇺🇦🇮🇹@Miriamm Good one. That really is how it works.
edgeoforever 🍎@Miriamm but, but… I am told Amica (insurance company) stands for empathy!😱😱😱
Enema Cowboy@Miriamm it’s actually ‘No - and now you’ve asked we are going to charge you more because you are a higher risk now’
Kevin Karhan 
@Miriamm That's the good part if you have actual customer protections per law:
They need to not only clearly state what they cover but they also MUST COVER certain things and can only afterwards reclaim money if someone acted in gross neglect and only from them.
Firefly's Ghost@Miriamm
The entire business model is based around not paying claims. How American.
The entire business model is based around not paying claims. How American.
Andrew Wooldridge ⛰️
Siobhan Masked🇺🇦🦠😷🇬🇱
Patty Kimura@Miriamm It's business model is incentivized to not pay claims by insured to generate more profit for shareholders and Executives.
Why is anyone surprised they refuse to pay policy allowable claims for contorted reasons?
The confusion and complexity exist to encourage you to give up, and pay what you pay them to pay. You are screwed twice. Welcome to private insurance.
Stevens R MillerYup. Guy I went to law school with got his first job at an insurance company that covered property damage. His specific task was, for any claim over $5,000, to see if there was a basis for denial. That's all he did for them: find ways not to pay claims.
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Stevez@Miriamm This is how it works in US, right? 🤨
Hasufin@Miriamm Don't forget the part where you can show the insurance policy specifically covers your kind of injury, but they've got a paragraph on page 397, paragraph 7(c) part 2, which says "Haha no, we don't really."
Ken Kemper
Eddy Sarmiento@Miriamm in Murica the insurance company will laugh at you like JK Simmons as J Jona Jameson .
Chuck Taggart, Private Eye@Miriamm “You got it buddy
The large print giveth
And the small print taketh away”
— Tom Waits, “Step Right Up”
The large print giveth
And the small print taketh away”
— Tom Waits, “Step Right Up”
Rob needs sci-fi 🚀🛸@Miriamm reminds me of a still relevant Monty Python skit. “It states very clearly that no claim you make will be paid”
🙃 ɐıunp zsɐɯoʇ 
Dennis1212@Miriamm yet for some reason, when a tornado rips off a roof, the insurance does pay.