Anil DashAlmost all of these Jock Jams being played are damn near 30 years old! America is in a crisis of Jock Jams productions, and we need to bring Jams production home to America and revitalize the Jock Jams industry with fresh ideas and vibrant new jams for our arenas and our gymnasiums.
This country's creaky, aging Jock Jams infrastructure leaves us in critical danger of a collapse in fist-pumping and we're on the cusp of t-shirt cannons being blasted at crowds to a soundtrack of dead silence. We need to teach every high schooler how to create their own jock jams on demand, and revitalize our supply chain.
Uncle 6 đ@anildash we foolishly squandered our strategic reserve of âWhoo** There It Isâ in the 90s. There was no need for two variants and now we are Whoo**less in our time of need. Let this be a lesson to future generations
jwill
Jarred Taylor@anildash Yes We Jam
Johannes 
@anildash kids these days need to learn to Pump Up The Jam
noahlz@anildash what about Freedom Rock?
Jason B. Jones@anildash they are functionally the same Jock Jams as when my college student was starting out in t-ball.
Thereâs a Jock Jams gap!
Adam Gessaman 
@anildash once again society is offloading their problems on the public education system. Will this Jock Jams education mandate come with accompanying state or federal funding? Or are we just going to cut core subject instruction further to meet our Strategic Jock Jams Quota?
Jim Doppke@jimdoppke @anildash No Child Without Jams, a federal testing initiative that provides metrics on Beats-Per-Student as a metric for whether schools are successful.
@jimdoppke @adam A Jam in Every Jock
natgaertner@anildash this is what KLF's Manual is for
@natgaertner Oh I have thought about this a lot
MntyFrsh đœđïžđœ@anildash We all, in retrospect, were not ready for this.
Alex Remington@anildash The irony is, this is pretty much the literal origin story of Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
Jason Punyon@anildash Ah, Jock Jams. Now thatâs what I call music!
nickmjones@anildash I believe firmly that our Jock Jams infrastructure may get knocked down, but will get up again.
John Minnihan@anildash simmer down, Jed
Dave Walker đ¶@anildash yâall ready for this?
Eric Southard
Gary E. Walker@anildash I am not saying you are wrong but I am going to need reasonable expectations that America can ever match the pure jock jam output of South Korea?
@anildash Mr. President, we cannot allow a Jock Jams gap!
David Stein@anildash Did âParty Rock Anthemâ make it to Jock Jam status? Seems like it should have.
@perovskite It's the last addition to the canon.
@anildash While it still seems like a 'new' song to my old ass, its from 2011, so that really does drive home your point when the last one is 12 years old.
don sizemore@anildash jock jams? bring back intelligent hip hop.
Aaron Buckner@anildash and I feel nothing at all, woohoo!
Dan Budiac@anildash Sooner or later, the Vengabus comes for us all.
Jef Poskanzer
Wonkish
Richard Spenceley
James_Goodwin@anildash 30 years old? They no longer have any claim to democratic legitimacy.
MisterStars@anildash Maybe Gary Glitter can come up with something new. Does his prison have a music program?
QRSS_Test@anildash Any good jock jam has to be old, because it needs to be widely known in the culture. Thatâs why âHeavy Actionâ and âRock and Roll Parts 1 and 2â are used so often. Everyone knows them. Iâm sure there are great rap jams, but I donât know them because Iâm an old fart that doesnât listen to rap.