Matt BlazeDeSantis now googling how to hire a team of elite assassins to take out the entire British royal family.
If you find this terribly confusing, this article may or may not help. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/30/disney-ron-desantis-florida-dont-say-gay
Destroying the monarchy to own the libs.
“DeSantis hiring a bumbling team of assassins to take out the British royal family to further his plan to take over a theme park” is a Coen brothers film that practically writes itself.
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Fi 🏳️⚧️@mattblaze I'm sold, especially if we cast Nic Cage as the head of the shadowy cabal of assassins
Terri Garland@munin @mattblaze If they get to Charles, William, and William’s children first, then Harry becomes king. Which means Meghan becomes Queen (Consort). The look on Pierce Morgan’s face will be something to see!
2xfo@mattblaze
So, all living princesses in England are now Disney princesses?
So, all living princesses in England are now Disney princesses?
Casper 👻@mattblaze @GrumpusNation The best available…
🐀 ␆@mattblaze Alternate approach: <waves hands vigorously> Alter Chuck's DNA such that proving he has any descendants becomes impossible. Admittedly, that initial step is a challenge.
Viss@mattblaze this could be spun as a sequel to that wild wild west film from the 90s
Kevin Marks@mattblaze The Kind Hearts and Coronets reboot we didn't know we needed https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0041546/
Adel verpflichtet (1949) - IMDb
Adel verpflichtet: Directed by Robert Hamer. With Dennis Price, Valerie Hobson, Joan Greenwood, Alec Guinness. A distant poor relative of the Duke D'Ascoyne plots to inherit the title by murdering the eight other heirs who stand ahead of him in the line of succession.
Wilhelm Fitzpatrick@mattblaze I think the guys in Miami that tried to sell off a Soviet submarine are looking for work…
Darryl Ramm@mattblaze Brad Pitt in Burn After Reading was so funny. Wonder if he is available to play Ron DeSantis.
pejacoby@mattblaze No Country for Assholes?
Nicholas Weaver@mattblaze Or a Carl Hiaasen novel.
flere-imsaho 🇺🇦@mattblaze up to and including a secluded monastery with mi6-agents-turned-monks who take care of the unknown last natural scion of charles the turd some twenty years from now.
felix (grayscale) 🐺@mattblaze DeSantis rants at an ambitious but bumbling minion, who misinterprets the rant as a plausible-deniability order in not so many words, to assassinate the royals. After the first noisy failed assassination, DeSantis realizes what happened and sends another bumbling minion to try to stop the first. They both fail, a royal accidentally dies, etc.
Cathy Gellis@mattblaze Feels weird to be a Royalist as a pro-democracy position...
suldrew 🚲🏳️🌈@mattblaze "Buckingham Palace declined to comment."
Martin Schröder 🇺🇳
BruceNothing about this is in the slightest way confusing: DeSantis is a certifiable nut case. Further analysis is not required.
Anthony Sorace@mattblaze “Buckingham Palace declined to comment.” 🤣
Dave Walker 🎶@mattblaze “Buckingham Palace declined to comment.” 😏
Drew Sudell@mattblaze Isn't a perpetuity clause referring to "King of England" likely to falter on the 1707 Acts of Union? I see a chance to get people learning some history here.