@toychicken @horrowfide @floppyplopper @wandrew I wonder if anyone has ever measured the Area of 51 arses? πŸ‘½πŸ›Έ

@bazbt3 @horrowfide @floppyplopper @wandrew Fifty-two arses.

Finally we're free, free to take our own path. Go somewhere beyond the horizon. We can ascend, friends, to where the air is sweet and great bounties await us. #100arses

@horrowfide @toychicken @bazbt3 @wandrew
[arse levels steady and rising]

fifty-four arses πŸ’ƒ

@toychicken @wandrew @horrowfide @floppyplopper @bazbt3 everything’s coming up arses!

59 arses!

@wandrew @flagranterror @toychicken @horrowfide @bazbt3
I'm trying to remember what comes next

sixty-one arses 🀯

@stavvers @floppyplopper @wandrew @toychicken @horrowfide @bazbt3 for me no better number than

63 arses!

@wandrew @flagranterror @stavvers @floppyplopper @horrowfide @bazbt3 Right, let's wrap this up this evening, people. I can't let #100 arses intrude on my working day.

**SIXTY SIX ARSES**

@toychicken @wandrew @flagranterror @floppyplopper @horrowfide @bazbt3 look let's be honest we're all shit housing for another couple of arses

SIXTY SEVEN (67) ARSES

@bazbt3 @flagranterror @floppyplopper @stavvers @wandrew @horrowfide It's the midnight hour. Time for...
71 arses!

@toychicken @bazbt3 @floppyplopper @stavvers @wandrew @horrowfide Time to move the needle.

72 arses!

@flagranterror @horrowfide @bazbt3 @floppyplopper @stavvers @wandrew Can't help sniggering at the idea of 76 arse toots. Worst orchestra ever!

76 arses! πŸŽ‰

@bazbt3 @stavvers @wandrew @toychicken @horrowfide @floppyplopper

*awestruck*

… eighty.. one.. arses!

@horrowfide @flagranterror @bazbt3 @stavvers @wandrew @floppyplopper 83 arses?

Sure

Whatever.

Srsly?

πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ

@flagranterror @horrowfide @bazbt3 @stavvers @wandrew @floppyplopper Put **eighty-seven arses** into Google translate, and it got it wrong.

Should (I think) be "quatre-vingt-sept cul"

Bonsoir mes amis

@flagranterror @wandrew @horrowfide @bazbt3 @stavvers @floppyplopper I'm not going to lie, I'm limping towards the end now. I think I pulled something.

92 arses

@toychicken @flagranterror @wandrew @horrowfide @stavvers @floppyplopper

Neunundneunzig Luftballon arses!*

*99 Red Balloon arses!

@bazbt3 @flagranterror @wandrew @horrowfide @stavvers @floppyplopper We're going to let @horrowfide take the last honour, right?

[Holds breath]...

@bazbt3 @toychicken @flagranterror @wandrew @horrowfide @floppyplopper waiting with baited breath and a balloon full of arses to pop
@stavvers @bazbt3 @toychicken @wandrew @horrowfide @floppyplopper we’re making dreams come true here

@flagranterror @stavvers @bazbt3 @wandrew @horrowfide @floppyplopper [dramatic music plays]

[Ant & Dec wait in the wings]

[Cut to drone shot of the landscape of arses already counted]

@bazbt3 @toychicken @flagranterror @wandrew @stavvers @floppyplopper
ONE HUNDRED ARSES! πŸ₯³ πŸŽ‰ πŸ₯‚
@bazbt3 @toychicken @flagranterror @wandrew @stavvers @floppyplopper
101 arses...? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

@horrowfide @toychicken @flagranterror @wandrew @stavvers @floppyplopper 103 arses!

I don't have arses 2 to 10 available in my timeline - so this is just my heads-up that my arse stamina isn't unlimited. :)

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@horrowfide @bazbt3 @toychicken @flagranterror @wandrew @stavvers
I stopped at the nice number, good luck ploughing through to the next nice number.
bazbt3 (@[email protected])

@[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] 38 arses. Something bothering me since the beginning of this epic journey: what *would* happen in the entirely hypothetical scenario that any one person added 2 consecutively-numbered arses? Space time continuum -> rift -> boom/collapse/aliens?

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