@bazbt3 @horrowfide @floppyplopper @wandrew Fifty-two arses.
Finally we're free, free to take our own path. Go somewhere beyond the horizon. We can ascend, friends, to where the air is sweet and great bounties await us. #100arses
@horrowfide @toychicken @bazbt3 @wandrew
[arse levels steady and rising]
fifty-four arses π
@toychicken @wandrew @horrowfide @floppyplopper @bazbt3 everythingβs coming up arses!
59 arses!
@wandrew @flagranterror @toychicken @horrowfide @bazbt3
I'm trying to remember what comes next
sixty-one arses π€―
@stavvers @floppyplopper @wandrew @toychicken @horrowfide @bazbt3 for me no better number than
63 arses!
@flagranterror @stavvers @floppyplopper @wandrew @horrowfide @bazbt3 Woah! *64 arses* already?
Go team!
@wandrew @flagranterror @stavvers @floppyplopper @horrowfide @bazbt3 Right, let's wrap this up this evening, people. I can't let #100 arses intrude on my working day.
**SIXTY SIX ARSES**
@toychicken @wandrew @flagranterror @floppyplopper @horrowfide @bazbt3 look let's be honest we're all shit housing for another couple of arses
SIXTY SEVEN (67) ARSES
@stavvers @toychicken @wandrew @flagranterror @horrowfide @bazbt3
sixty-eight arses.
HIT IT!!!
@bazbt3 @flagranterror @floppyplopper @stavvers @wandrew @horrowfide 70 arses!
Join us!
@toychicken @bazbt3 @floppyplopper @stavvers @wandrew @horrowfide Time to move the needle.
72 arses!
@horrowfide @toychicken @bazbt3 @floppyplopper @stavvers @wandrew 3/4!
75 arses!
@flagranterror @horrowfide @bazbt3 @floppyplopper @stavvers @wandrew Can't help sniggering at the idea of 76 arse toots. Worst orchestra ever!
76 arses! π
@bazbt3 @stavvers @wandrew @toychicken @horrowfide @floppyplopper
*awestruck*
β¦ eighty.. one.. arses!
@horrowfide @flagranterror @bazbt3 @stavvers @wandrew @floppyplopper 83 arses?
Sure
Whatever.
Srsly?
πΆβπ«οΈ
@toychicken @horrowfide @bazbt3 @stavvers @wandrew @floppyplopper
Six and eighty arses!
@flagranterror @horrowfide @bazbt3 @stavvers @wandrew @floppyplopper Put **eighty-seven arses** into Google translate, and it got it wrong.
Should (I think) be "quatre-vingt-sept cul"
Bonsoir mes amis
@horrowfide @toychicken @flagranterror @stavvers @wandrew @floppyplopper
Contrafibularities!
@wandrew @toychicken @horrowfide @bazbt3 @stavvers @floppyplopper home stretch!
91 arses!
@flagranterror @wandrew @horrowfide @bazbt3 @stavvers @floppyplopper I'm not going to lie, I'm limping towards the end now. I think I pulled something.
92 arses
@toychicken @wandrew @horrowfide @bazbt3 @stavvers @floppyplopper
Arses 93 and blessed be!
@bazbt3 @toychicken @wandrew @horrowfide @stavvers @floppyplopper handful to go
95 arses!
@toychicken @bazbt3 @wandrew @horrowfide @stavvers @floppyplopper
ninety seven artisANAL arses
@toychicken @flagranterror @wandrew @horrowfide @stavvers @floppyplopper
Neunundneunzig Luftballon arses!*
*99 Red Balloon arses!
@bazbt3 @flagranterror @wandrew @horrowfide @stavvers @floppyplopper We're going to let @horrowfide take the last honour, right?
[Holds breath]...
@flagranterror @stavvers @bazbt3 @wandrew @horrowfide @floppyplopper [dramatic music plays]
[Ant & Dec wait in the wings]
[Cut to drone shot of the landscape of arses already counted]
@horrowfide @toychicken @flagranterror @wandrew @stavvers @floppyplopper 103 arses!
I don't have arses 2 to 10 available in my timeline - so this is just my heads-up that my arse stamina isn't unlimited. :)
@horrowfide @toychicken @flagranterror @wandrew @stavvers @floppyplopper
Republic F-105 ThunderArses!