@wandrew @horrowfide @bazbt3 25 arses
[Stares wistfully into the distance]
@horrowfide @floppyplopper @wandrew @bazbt3 Thirty. Arses.
Thirty
@floppyplopper @toychicken @wandrew @horrowfide 38 arses.
Something bothering me since the beginning of this epic journey: what *would* happen in the entirely hypothetical scenario that any one person added 2 consecutively-numbered arses? Space time continuum -> rift -> boom/collapse/aliens?
@floppyplopper @wandrew @horrowfide @bazbt3 Well, looks like 47 arses is going to be a bit of a come down after the highs of 46...
Forty-7 arses!
@toychicken @wandrew @horrowfide @bazbt3
i thought we were going to be trapped in an arsevortex forever 🤔
forty-eight arses😭
@bazbt3 @horrowfide @floppyplopper @wandrew Fifty-two arses.
Finally we're free, free to take our own path. Go somewhere beyond the horizon. We can ascend, friends, to where the air is sweet and great bounties await us. #100arses
@horrowfide @toychicken @bazbt3 @wandrew
[arse levels steady and rising]
fifty-four arses 💃
@toychicken @wandrew @horrowfide @floppyplopper @bazbt3 everything’s coming up arses!
59 arses!
@wandrew @flagranterror @toychicken @horrowfide @bazbt3
I'm trying to remember what comes next
sixty-one arses 🤯
@stavvers @floppyplopper @wandrew @toychicken @horrowfide @bazbt3 for me no better number than
63 arses!
@flagranterror @stavvers @floppyplopper @wandrew @horrowfide @bazbt3 Woah! *64 arses* already?
Go team!
@wandrew @flagranterror @stavvers @floppyplopper @horrowfide @bazbt3 Right, let's wrap this up this evening, people. I can't let #100 arses intrude on my working day.
**SIXTY SIX ARSES**
@toychicken @wandrew @flagranterror @floppyplopper @horrowfide @bazbt3 look let's be honest we're all shit housing for another couple of arses
SIXTY SEVEN (67) ARSES
@stavvers @toychicken @wandrew @flagranterror @horrowfide @bazbt3
sixty-eight arses.
HIT IT!!!
@flagranterror @stavvers @toychicken @wandrew @horrowfide @bazbt3
nice
good night everyone
@bazbt3 @flagranterror @floppyplopper @stavvers @wandrew @horrowfide 70 arses!
Join us!
@toychicken @bazbt3 @floppyplopper @stavvers @wandrew @horrowfide Time to move the needle.
72 arses!
@horrowfide @toychicken @bazbt3 @floppyplopper @stavvers @wandrew 3/4!
75 arses!
@flagranterror @horrowfide @bazbt3 @floppyplopper @stavvers @wandrew Can't help sniggering at the idea of 76 arse toots. Worst orchestra ever!
76 arses! 🎉