Kris Venden
John MastodonI am truly sorry that your timeline isn’t filled up with John Mastodon posts. Meeting with the engineers now.
Lynda Woolard@JohnMastodon 😂😂😂
AnthropoceneManFirst design engineering meeting (just #JohnMastodon himself) before Social Component of #Mastodon was added.
Maike@JohnMastodon Don't forget to fire somebody for this.
Wayne's Account@JohnMastodon Meet with your therapist and become more insecure. Works for Elon.
nadin brzezinski@JohnMastodon @donmelton on a very serious note, it makes twitter more useless than it already was
Thomas@JohnMastodon Please fix the algorithm. Ideally wait until 1:30 am and then call in all the lead engineer.
Debideaux@JohnMastodon We, the 
masses, are working on it.
masses, are working on it.
JC Little@JohnMastodon I see what you did there 🏆.
Jorge Escobar@JohnMastodon can we please fix this? 😂
Andrew Feeney@JohnMastodon My John Mastodon would never do this. Who are you and what have you done with the real John Mastodon?
Tammy@JohnMastodon lol, thanks for that!!
Laukidh@JohnMastodon John I have just realized that I had accidentally unfollowed you when I accidentally blocked mastodon.social instead of a single person back in December for a second.
Could you have the engineers maybe work on that, too?
I shouldn’t be able to unfollow you.
The Evil Microwizard@JohnMastodon *Firing some of the engineers 😅
Morgana
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Mister Shade@JohnMastodon Yes, I would also like Mastodon to turbo boost all of my posts onto everyone’s timelines. For I, too, am an arrogant jackass. 😀
BduzBoop
Kicou
joe•iuculano 
@JohnMastodon BOOOMMM, lolol
Jay Thoden van Velzen ☁️🛡️
@JohnMastodon sounds like an 80-person project, if prior experience is an indicator
Gnorzaps@JohnMastodon it's like you're not even trying
europlus 
@zappy @JohnMastodon of course, 10 hundred times boosting isn’t going to cut it here, he’ll have to get the engineers to specially craft an 11 hundred times boost.
DoctorBob@JohnMastodon you must be just breaking the fan-out algorithm
rubaiyat@JohnMastodon I still love John Mastodon.
Marshall EubanksIt's simple, really: Opt-out praise. Every user boosts every one of your posts unless they go and manually unboost them. Should be easy to code.
Keith@JohnMastodon what ever am I going to do without a constant stream of John Mastodon toots to brighten my day?
Alice@JohnMastodon best tweet!!
Nefarious Celt@JohnMastodon I did not follow you? Why are you all over my feed now?
Frank Bennett 🇯🇵@JohnMastodon I came here for his take on the correct way to brew a cup of tea. I hope this can be resolved quickly, and that we will not long be deprived of these words to live by.
thefathippy@JohnMastodon
Thank you for your work and vision, Mr Mastodon. We are unworthy.
Thank you for your work and vision, Mr Mastodon. We are unworthy.
Leo Fosse on MastodonThere were three men who came out of the West,
Their fortunes for to try.
Ans these three men made a solemn vow,
John Mastodon must die.