Ms. Fluffster
.chrisHow important are probiotics? Probiotics are essential to gut health. They promote hair growth. They keep you from feeling sad on cloudy days. Probiotics are the reason you were born. They can break glass. They can see through time. Probiotics are the foundation of a functional democracy. They are your world view. They wrote the Book. They are the Behemoth. Probiotics are All.
Eeeee Woooo@azedand2knots OR… not.
Deus Ex MacGuffin 
Probiotics could beat the shit out of Chuck Norris
MrShoggoth@azedand2knots - Prebiotics invented bluegrass music.
Peter Skov Larsen ★@azedand2knots
My gut feeling tells me you're right.
My gut feeling tells me you're right.
JaneETowle@azedand2knots and probiotics come as gummies shaped like bears
T L Holaday@azedand2knots You can parse HTML with probiotics.
DB Schwein
sezduck@azedand2knots
John Mastodon is a Probiotic
John Mastodon is a Probiotic
Howlin’ Hobbit@azedand2knots I’m too broke for probiotics. got any recommendations for talented amateur biotics?
Mia@azedand2knots
Also, if you are a man it will grow hear on your chest.
Also, if you are a man it will grow hear on your chest.
@azedand2knots is Vic there?
Pandathletic@azedand2knots well that escalated slowly but surely 😂
Mycotropic@azedand2knots did you know that probiotics wrote and directed #Terrifier and #TheSoundOfMusic? They were also in #TheMeteors where they played upright bass!
Steve James
Phil Betts@azedand2knots replace "probiotics" with "Whills" and you've got Lucas's Star Wars sequels pitch.
debbshock@azedand2knots @[email protected] did they write the book OF LOVE? I don't even care. They're fabulous.
RoanWolf@azedand2knots Night Vale vibes. Really magnificent PSA!
Grrck 
@azedand2knots This reads like an advertisement from Welcome to Nightvale and I love it.
Bill Seitz@azedand2knots counting the days before this is a google chat-search response... ad.
Carrion Sam
Quantum 🚪I feel like there's something you're not telling me! What is it? What are you hiding?! ARE they important? Really? I mean, -I- have broken glass and been the reason for birth and have expelled sadness at times but maybe not been the foundation of a functional democrazy, or HAVE i? Whew, was that english i just typed? Anyway, I suspect shenanigans or something here. How can some probiotics, that party in my guts, write a book exactly? Yeah, OK, maybe they alter my thinking in some way but come on! How much do I gotta pay them in royalties, really?! It cannot possible be more that a percent of a percent! I begrudge ANY payment! What they gonna do with gold, anyway?!
C_B@azedand2knots So you are pro probiotics?
Julio 🏳️🌈 🇨🇺 🇪🇸 🇺🇸