.chrisHow important are probiotics? Probiotics are essential to gut health. They promote hair growth. They keep you from feeling sad on cloudy days. Probiotics are the reason you were born. They can break glass. They can see through time. Probiotics are the foundation of a functional democracy. They are your world view. They wrote the Book. They are the Behemoth. Probiotics are All.
Quantum 🚪I feel like there's something you're not telling me! What is it? What are you hiding?! ARE they important? Really? I mean, -I- have broken glass and been the reason for birth and have expelled sadness at times but maybe not been the foundation of a functional democrazy, or HAVE i? Whew, was that english i just typed? Anyway, I suspect shenanigans or something here. How can some probiotics, that party in my guts, write a book exactly? Yeah, OK, maybe they alter my thinking in some way but come on! How much do I gotta pay them in royalties, really?! It cannot possible be more that a percent of a percent! I begrudge ANY payment! What they gonna do with gold, anyway?!