Jeremy C. ShippThe calcareous cavern under the video rental store has all the best tapes. There's the tape where everyone you know is made of crudely-carved foam and they speak to you of embarrassing things you said years ago. There's the one where a homunculus crawls out of the screen and tries to eat your hair.
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Would anyone else like to buy one of my creatures while I'm preparing packages? Each of my creations are designed, hand-sewn, and hand-embroidered by me. They each take many hours to make.
When the conversation hits a lull, I open up the little door in my top hat and release the bats.
Meet Lemonglop and Lemonbite Fuzziface the Evil Sorcerers. I designed and sewed them. While Lemonglop enjoys doling out curses as much as the next Fuzziface, she's very kind-hearted and her spells end up helping the cursed in a reverse monkey paw kind of situation.
Please hire me to be your town sorcerer. I can scatter wildflower petals to commemorate areas where people spot cool bugs. I can sit on a large boulder and think about extremely tall toads. I can search for leaves that look a bit like local heroes and cryptids.
I like those fountain drink machines you can find in abandoned video rental stores and other such places, where you can blend any soda you want with ectoplasm or bigfoot sweat or the ichor of a cosmic god. It's such a special little treat.
Meet my newest fabric art creature Sweet Bernard the Rabbit Phantom. I designed and hand-sewed him. Despite the fact that he can phase through walls and knows arcane, cosmic secrets beyond human comprehension, Bernard insists that he's a completely ordinary rabbit.
Hey Mastodon, could you help me spread the word about my Big Cartel shop? A sale or two would be a colossal help.
All of my creations are designed, sewn, and hand-embroidered by me. Each takes many hours to make.
batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)*medication may cause
- hair cramps
- tongue mold
- restless skin syndrome
- pomegranate ear
- swamp lip
- knee teeth
- hair cramps
- tongue mold
- restless skin syndrome
- pomegranate ear
- swamp lip
- knee teeth
Edmonds_ScannerIn the end, don't we all want the same thing?
To be with someone who makes us feel safe & loved?
Someone with decent sword skills, who looks like a sexy Muppet, and smells of dusty bookstores and moonshine?
To be with someone who makes us feel safe & loved?
Someone with decent sword skills, who looks like a sexy Muppet, and smells of dusty bookstores and moonshine?