I’m pretty sure this is all balloons and false positives, but I wouldn’t entirely mind if someone in the DoD or White House went on TV and just said so.
Sums it up.

@matthew_d_green

What was it? - UFO
What was it? - Unidentified 😉
You recoveeed if after shooting it? - Yup!
So … what is it?!? - Small and tiny pieces of unidentified

@matthew_d_green I look forward to the disruptions to our weather forecasting service ending.
@matthew_d_green amazing that some people think an organization that has the capability to hack into systems doesn't know if something is a weather balloon or drone or what
@matthew_d_green but the fighter pilots must be loving it. Shooting balloons high in the sky! Beats those boring simulator sessions!
@matthew_d_green Trial balloons in the court of public fear.