Dan Hon

Coming soon to Microsoft Outlook, Word and PowerPoint:

* It Looks Like You're Trying to Avoid Making A Decision, Would You Like Help With That?
* It Looks Like You're Diffusing Responsibility, Would You Like To See How?

Feb 10, 2023 at 9:51pmWeb
Show threadDan HonFeb 10, 2023
* It Looks Like You're Trying To Write Anodyne Meaningless Business Communication, Woukd You Like Help With That?
Show threadmhoyeFeb 10, 2023
@danhon "Thoughts?"
Show threadFemme MalheureuseFeb 10, 2023
@danhon Clippy lives eternal.
Show threadAndrew FeeneyFeb 10, 2023
@danhon #ClippyGPT strikes again
Show threadJMaciasFeb 10, 2023
@danhon help, shit take the wheel and I’ll go for a walk. Thanks !
Show threaddelongFeb 11, 2023
@danhon I liked Charlie Warzel's "Clippy has touched the face of God!" myself...
Show threadKathryn TewsonFeb 11, 2023
@danhon okay but what if the answer is unironically yes
Show threadRaphaelFeb 12, 2023
@danhon Can you maximize innovative synergy effects within a customer-centered framework for me?
Show threadDavid ThomsonMar 2, 2023
@danhon yes please
Show threadJeremy KahnFeb 10, 2023
@danhon dammit dan they don't need any help with that
Show threaddjohngoFeb 10, 2023
@danhon
I would switch back to Word for this.
Show threadmhoyeFeb 10, 2023
@danhon Excel is going to be where the real action is. Is this a date? A gene? A measurement? Dollars? Let's go on an machine learning experience together.
Show threadDan HonFeb 10, 2023
@mhoye Jurassic Park remake is just about autocompleting DNA fragments
Show threadmhoyeFeb 10, 2023
@danhon Your proposed junk mail to junk DNA pipeline reminded me of: https://dresdencodak.com/2009/07/12/fabulous-prizes/
Fabulous Prizes - Dresden Codak

This one took forever, but I am happy with the result. If you like it a whole lot, now you can buy a print! Also, for those East Coast folks interested in accelerating technologies and transhumanism at large, the Singularity Summit is being held in New York this October 3-4!  It’s certainly going to be […]

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Show threadJosh "cortex" MillardFeb 10, 2023
@danhon @mhoye your ML sequencing models were so focused on whether they COULD generate plausible output that
Show threadDan HonFeb 10, 2023
@joshmillard @mhoye josh
Show threadJosh "cortex" MillardFeb 10, 2023
@danhon @mhoye though honestly a Cronenbergian story about the mostly doomed genetic aberrations created by an ML gene synthesis program would be fascinating and terrible and probably a better version of Alien Resurrection
Show threadDan HonFeb 10, 2023
@joshmillard @mhoye wait is that the joss whedon bill Gibson one
Show threadmhoyeFeb 10, 2023
@danhon @joshmillard I'm at jurassic park, I'm at existenz, I'm at the combination jurassic park existenz.