Coming soon to Microsoft Outlook, Word and PowerPoint:

* It Looks Like You're Trying to Avoid Making A Decision, Would You Like Help With That?
* It Looks Like You're Diffusing Responsibility, Would You Like To See How?

* It Looks Like You're Trying To Write Anodyne Meaningless Business Communication, Woukd You Like Help With That?
@danhon I liked Charlie Warzel's "Clippy has touched the face of God!" myself...