My goal isn't for Mastodon to replace Twitter.

My goal is for the Fediverse to attack and dethrone God.

@lowqualityfacts
I don't care if it's low quality, it's a fact
@lowqualityfacts idk what the Fediverse is but I agree with you
@techtraveler
I think the Fediverse is the decentralized protocol networks like Mastodon run on. It's open source so you can't fully and accurately define it as one simple entity. Fediverse implies a federated universe where social nodes regulate themselves and their interactions with each other.
@techtraveler @lowqualityfacts it's mastodon + anything that can federate with it, basically
@techtraveler @lowqualityfacts and here I was thinking it was just a pun on “fait divers”
@lowqualityfacts OK Asriel, calm down.
@nickbwalking @lowqualityfacts
I was just going to say I think the Fediverse is more Lyra/Pan than Asriel!
@lowqualityfacts @zhinxy This is actually a mislabeled high-quality fact

@lowqualityfacts Have you played Xenogears?

(FWIW, I haven't got very far in that game, but I know that the ultimate goal in the game is deicide).

Stev D on X

We're a modest company with modest goals: 1: sell a quality product at a fair price 2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god

X (formerly Twitter)
@lowqualityfacts Well I guess you gotta start somewhere.
@lowqualityfacts it really isn't all that much to ask
@lowqualityfacts Praise the Lord! I mean, yes, I agree! 😀

@lowqualityfacts My goal isn’t for Mastodon to replace Twitter.

My goal is for the Fediverse to become powerful enough to murder the ancient godlike beings who created all existing multiverses, in all existing timelines.

@Maxanadu_MX02 "The olden ones... olden life. Your olden notions!"
@lowqualityfacts Seems like Shin Megami Tensei VI spoilers to me…
@lowqualityfacts this has tumblr energy
@tillianisafox @lowqualityfacts One thing I love about mastodon is it's not constrained to a company trying to tame it. Tumblr energy, but FERAL

@lowqualityfacts I've truly made it when a parody of one of my posts trends on the Fediverse.

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Bible Gateway passage: Revelation 12:9 - New International Version

The great dragon was hurled down—that ancient serpent called the devil, or Satan, who leads the whole world astray. He was hurled to the earth, and his angels with him.

Bible Gateway
@lowqualityfacts Twitter is attacking and dethroning itself anyway
@lowqualityfacts We’re that last dimension in His Dark Materials before shit hits the fan.

@lowqualityfacts

But god(s) does not exist. Therefore it can’t be dethroned.

@lowqualityfacts There is a wonderful history of the development and use of the U-2 and SR-71 (Oxcart) called "The U-2 and Oxcart programs: 1954 - 1974". Doc C05653421. Declassified 16 Jan 2011. Has a historic/histerical note on the US Air Force's attempt at launching balloons to float/fly over Russia.
@lowqualityfacts be careful what you wish for….
@lowqualityfacts
How many times have we been over this? You don't have to attack anybody on Mastodon: mute, block, report, defederate. If you feel that strongly about dethroning God, it's open source, either submit a dethroning feature as a patch or make a feature request for it.
@lowqualityfacts If we can start with Elon Musk, God will be an easy follow-up dethroning.
@Christofurio @lowqualityfacts naw Elmo merely believes he is a god
@lowqualityfacts we will need a giant robot, and some mad kung-fu skillz.
@lowqualityfacts As He did at Babel, God will come down and confuse ActivityPub so we will not understand each other.
@lowqualityfacts Can't wait to see this screenshot on Fox News.
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