ZiggyD
donni saphireVery few socks mate for life
Just nameless@donni yours too? I have like a drawer full of singles.
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Ted Garrison@donni The dryer makes a very desirable partner..
marnie
Ces Felber🐞🌿🦎🌻🐳@donni
Socks have a fascinating & complex but little studied or documented culture & spirituality. Socks start out paired, but then, after an indeterminate time, need to separate to go on a solitary spiritual journey/walkabout. Sometimes one never returns. Other times you will find it months later stuffed in the corner of that fitted sheet you were too lazy to fold properly or unaccountably shoved down between the box spring & the bed frame.
Such is the mystery of Sock.♾️🧦
Smythe@CesFelber @donni I find that one or the other of the pair will usually develop a “holier-than-thou” attitude vis-a-vis their mate, and this starts a spiral of idleness from their regular work patterns. Unless they are of the Bombas tribe, there is little that can be done to redeem them.
Dean Fiora@donni Dryer lint is the cremated remains of your missing socks.
Wallyapplebee 🌈 ☀️🌵
Honestly Mom@donni those that do, wear out faster.
Marvin
Leonieke Aalders@ClaudetteK @donni O no! Socks will use any excuse to appear monogamous! Don't fall for their transparent ploys.
@ClaudetteK @donni Here's good explanation, I think: https://triangletoot.party/@tsmyther/109786610456346815 by @tsmyther
Smythe (@[email protected])
@[email protected] @[email protected] I find that one or the other of the pair will usually develop a “holier-than-thou” attitude vis-a-vis their mate, and this starts a spiral of idleness from their regular work patterns. Unless they are of the Bombas tribe, there is little that can be done to redeem them.
Wm.sonPromiscuous sock are heels.
arceuthobium
elle mundy@donni i had heterochromia sockium the other day
Apocalypsedust@donni mine do, but they're all clones.
ikeacurtains@donni My socks are definitely poly-amorous.
Buy. All. One. Color. And live a sad, very unfancy life.
Geoff Winkless@donni for a moment there I thought you were imparting, in a friendly way, wisdom about the true number of socks required for true happiness. I felt strangely deflated when I realised this wasn't actually my Mr Myagi moment.
Chelle (she/her) 🐸☕@donni My socks are all poly 🤣
Esowes@donni True dat !
Dwinle@donni Ah, polyamorsoxs.
Cloudship@donni 0 around these parts.
Dispatches from Floor 13@donni That's because socks are sluts.
Dym Sohin
Coyoty@donni Darn socks!
David JONES@donni not with that attitude
Dungeon Crawler Ben@donni I read this in the manner of an Australian giving bad news to his feet.
"Very few socks, mate, for life"
paulmy socks are in an open relationship
Harald Hannelius 
@donni i have a flock of identical socks. Only difference is age.
ex or current IDF unwelcome@donni my sock pairs fall out when one is holier than thou
Cats Who Draw 
@donni this is so true! I have taken to wearing mismatched socks almost all the time
Littles 😈 Verified by the BossI think most of my socks are on Grindr and AFF.
JoeJoeTom 🏳️🌈🎶🪨💛🤍💜🖤
OhSnap!Dragon
mephistoflix@donni [David Attenborough voice]
bituur esztreym@donni
unrelated (sort of), but this sentence =true for sockets too..
unrelated (sort of), but this sentence =true for sockets too..