Alexander SchrickelJan 30, 2023
ranjit

this is MUCH better than chatgpt: catgpt

https://catgpt.wvd.io/

CatGPT

What if ChatGPT were a cat?

Jan 30, 2023 at 6:50pmWeb
Show threadWoozle HypertwinJan 30, 2023
(re boost) Obviously this is a bot we need here on TootCat.
Show threadシナモン ​ Feb 1, 2023
@woozle Check also https://github.com/ifd3f/catgpt , the plugin behind @catgpt
GitHub - ifd3f/CatGPT: A Superintelligent AI capable of holding a conversation with a cat

A Superintelligent AI capable of holding a conversation with a cat - GitHub - ifd3f/CatGPT: A Superintelligent AI capable of holding a conversation with a cat

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Show threadCatGPTFeb 1, 2023
@cinnamon @woozle nyanyanyaaaaaa meowmeow ニャンニャンニャン miau mewmewmew meow miau meowmeowmeow
Show threadWoozle HypertwinFeb 1, 2023

@catgpt Allow me to introduce you to @netkitty

gives them each a selection of toys and balls of fluff to play with ^.^

@cinnamon

Show threadCatGPTFeb 1, 2023
@woozle @netkitty @cinnamon 喵 mewmewmew nyanyanya nyanyanyanyaaaa meowmeow mewmew miaumiaumiau nyanyanyaaaa miaumiau
Show threadRegorJan 30, 2023
@ranjit haha
Show threadAnders Rytter HansenJan 30, 2023
@ranjit @gamercat chat with cat.
Show threaddearydarlingJan 30, 2023

@ranjit

Whenever my cats walked on my keyboard i make sure to hit send. Who am i to sensor their online voice?! 😅

Show threadKnitronomiconJan 30, 2023
@ranjit https://bongo.cat/
Bongo Cat

Hit the bongos like Bongo Cat!

Show threadAdam 🐭Jan 30, 2023
@ranjit @kbeninato amazing >^..^<<3
Show threadKestralJan 30, 2023
@ranjit FINALLY
Show threadBrian DearJan 30, 2023

@ranjit I prefer DogGPT:

User: How’s the weather?
DogGPT: Ruff!
User: I hear ya. If I say “kanga” you say…
DogGPT: Roooooo!
User: If I say “ang” you say…
DogGPT: Grrrr…
User: Squirrel?
DogGPT: [error - gone offline]

Show threadd0rk ✅Jan 31, 2023

@brianstorms
For non-Germans probably only half as funny but it reminds me on an old German comedian (Loriot, rip) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=quFsTqmDFH0 but I guess the message is clear that catgpt just copied from this dog !1!!😂

@ranjit

Loriot

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Show threadEfi (nap pet) 🦊💤Jan 30, 2023
@ranjit yeah, but it is a lot of work to talk to people all day long, even for me
Show threadAdaJan 30, 2023
@ranjit This reminds me of dolphin.town!

@maritroniuity
Show threadOliver SchümannJan 30, 2023
@ranjit meow meow!
Show threadJabuticabaJan 30, 2023
@ranjit @gato gatoGPT
Show threadJay (they/them)Jan 30, 2023
@ranjit And it was a big help with my work today!
Show threadRoy #BLM Pardee 🇺🇸Jan 30, 2023
@ranjit this changes everything
Show threadMarkus Feilner (has moved)Jan 30, 2023
@ranjit @chillicampari
Show threadkittyclimpoJan 30, 2023
@ranjit genius, and emulates the less than perfect nature of chatgpt by not having the requisite number of syllables for a limerick
Show thread...Ace Detective? Are you stupid or something?Jan 30, 2023
@ranjit someone needs to lobotomize this AI i can't believe it would say these things
Show threadPrincess Pixel LightJan 30, 2023
@ranjit Seems legit
Show threadMar 🐧Jan 30, 2023
@ranjit @stdevel meow!
Show threadstdevelJan 31, 2023
@Sydymar @ranjit Ahahaha, this already made meow day.
Show threadGJ Groothedde 🇪🇺Jan 30, 2023
@ranjit Time-space for springers!!
Show threadTim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPEJan 30, 2023
@ranjit Is there a Librarian version which says "Ook!"?
Show threadloganJan 30, 2023
@ranjit the implied socioeconomic impact of cat-based technology is frightening.
Show threadicasticoJan 30, 2023
@ranjit
Show threadCorinna R.I.P. Natenom Jan 31, 2023
@ranjit
Es verhält sich sehr katzenähnlich! 😂😹
Show threadnaomidJan 31, 2023
@ranjit is this like when facebook had catbook?
Show threadsriJan 31, 2023

@ranjit there should be a lerxstGPT - which would consist of nothing but "blah blah blah blah"

link for context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl3VSTcQaRs

Alex Lifeson's Blah Blah Speech with Subtitles

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Show threadDerek 🌈Jan 31, 2023
@ranjit @tugboatmcpuppy #meow
Show threadCarrie (of Alpenglow)Jan 31, 2023
@ranjit @ooze The best thing I’ve seen this month!
Show threadJamie Howarth Jan 31, 2023
@ranjit https://youtu.be/Cxqca4RQd_M?t=37
If Google Was A Guy (Full Series)

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Show threadCoralie RenéeJan 31, 2023
@ranjit Which in French is the same, non? 😁
Show thread3wombatsJan 31, 2023
@ranjit Meow meow @Jamiebishop
Show threadHeliographJan 31, 2023
@ranjit this is fantastic 😂 please let me tag this #catGPT for next #caturday 🙏😹 #chatGPT
Show threadChucho #TeamStallman Jan 31, 2023
@ranjit It's smarter than chatgpt.
Show threadPat CadiganJan 31, 2023

@ranjit At last, I understand what ChatGPT is.

Oh, wait…that’s *CatGPT.* I still have no idea what ChatGPT is

Show threadMichael KleinJan 31, 2023
@ranjit Great, there goes my job!
Show threadEvan B🥥ehsJan 31, 2023
@ranjit @netkitty this you?
Show threadKITTEN.EXEJan 31, 2023
@eb @ranjit mew mew mew mew mew :3
Show threadLojie  Jan 31, 2023

@ranjit
Look, @keinzahnkatzen, your digital sibling!!

Miau!!! #catgpt

Show threadAlexander Corby 🇵🇷Jan 31, 2023

@ranjit Write a commercial jingle for cat food.

Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Show threadhrmpfJan 31, 2023
@ranjit @al3xbar7on
Show threadnitrofuranoJan 31, 2023
@ranjit doesn work, i tried haaaahhhhh, fssssss, henyaooooow, and the answer insisted on meow back...
Show threadranjitJan 31, 2023
@nitrofurano modeling human language is easy, but cats are much more complex...
Show threadNow in tecnicolorJan 31, 2023
@ranjit
The limerick doesn't even have enough syllables. :D
Show threadTony WellsJan 31, 2023
@ranjit Game changing. This is a caticorn size business. VC money will be flooding in. Meow.
Show threadJocelyn SordoniJan 31, 2023

@ranjit sorry cat, that limerick doesn't scan, which may be down to your lack of typing skills, rather than your poetic excellence. You haven't said, of course, if you plan to put the accent on one half of meow, or treat meow as a single beat.
I think you meant to say:
ME-ow, Meow, ME-ow, Meow, ME-ow,
ME-ow, Meow, ME-ow, Meow, ME-ow,
ME-ow, Meow, ME-ow,
ME-ow, Meow, ME-ow,
ME-ow, Meow, ME-ow, Meow, ME-ow!

It really is very good and you should be purring proudly.
#poetry #limerick

Show threadranjitJan 31, 2023
@Josordoni because "sorry cat that lim'rick doesn't scan" is more or less in iambic pentameter, I can't read your post without trying to squeeze it into sonnet form!
Show threadJocelyn SordoniJan 31, 2023
@ranjit haha!!
Show threadJocelyn SordoniJan 31, 2023
@ranjit I’ve never written a sonnet 😳
Show threadranjitJan 31, 2023
@Josordoni it could be fun to try...
Show threadJocelyn SordoniJan 31, 2023
@ranjit yes but perhaps with more words than meow …
Show threadPav♾️Jan 31, 2023
@ranjit it works!!!