Woke up this morning: Let the Minions take care of Mortality while I had coffee. Mortality who? HA-ha

All-Day Monday PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Dancin’ on the sofa b/c I’m lazy

Woke Up This Morning: We had so much fun at the signing for Maxim Jakubowski’s Ballard antho Reports From the Deep End in Forbidden Planet yesterday, I’m not sure it was legal!

All-Day Sun Chillin’ Like A Villain. B/c I don’t think I can do much more than that today

Woke up this morning: Outa my way, Mortality—big day! No time to even ignore you!

All-Day Çaturday !!!Signing Autographs!!!Hangin’ Out!!!Kickin’ It W/My JG Ballard Homies!!!

If you’re in the vicinity, come say hello!

Woke up this morning: To find the Minions had tossed Mortality out the window into the front yard bins. Yay, Minions!

All-Day Fri PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Get Up & Dance It Like You Stole It Party! B/c sometimes, you just gotta, so go to it!

Woke up this morning: Don’t bother, Mortality, I’m ’way too fierce for you! But the Minions will gladly run you down in their stampede—see? I bet that smarts

All-Day Pre-Friday PJ/!!!WORK!!!/High-Kickin’ Dance Party! Kick it like you stole it!

Woke up this morning: Leapt out of bed, landed on Mortality’s face, kicked the wretch out into bins. Coffee!

All-Day Wed PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Dance Party! (New hypertension regimen = works wonders = feeling like 30 again)

Suella Braverman’s statement that sleeping rough is a lifestyle choice is one of the most evil things I’ve ever heard anyone say.

If there are really any asshats out there who think people sleep rough & beg b/c it’s ‘easier’ than getting a job:

Try it.

Woke up this morning: Forget you, Mortality, I’m too busy to even ignore you. But you can get flattened in the Minion stampede—see? I bet that smarts

All-Day Thursday Eve PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Dance Now, Dance Later, Just Keep Dancin’ Party! Louder!

Woke up this morning: Minions locked Mortality out in the rain to wait for the bin men. Fine by me—coffee, undisturbed.

All-Day Weds PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Dance-in-the-Rain Party! Autumn rain is my favourite kind of rain