Here is a tiny warthog for your troubles, fellow tooters.
@horsemaths when I was a small warthoooog ~~~
@horsemaths I can never let my daughter see this. She would demand we get her one for a pet ASAP.
@horsemaths I think it's a wild boar, not a warthog.😉
@DerMario you know Dang I think you're right!
@horsemaths Tiny warthog is adorable ^v^

@horsemaths AH CW CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!

I'm kidding.. just a little meta discourse humor. :)

@horsemaths tiny warthog in the water makes me happy
@horsemaths I follow all tiny warthog tooters (I’m knew so hope I’m using the right lingo)
@horsemaths I’m actually new…not knew…jeez…opening night nerves
@horsemaths i think think this little piglet is cuter than my toddler daughter, but my partner can't know this
@horsemaths This actually a young wild boar. A cute one. :-) Wart hogs are different.
@horsemaths this is what the Ramones were on about

Unfortunately the original alt text is "baby warthog" which isn't particularly illuminating, but thanks for there actually BEING alt text. Picture shows, what to me, looks like a baby piglet, but ginger, with black stripes, and SO FUCKING CUTE. Standing in mud. No, maybe longer nose than a pig. Would definitely cuddle, if given a bath first.

Stick to dogs, Smiffy, you really don't need a warthog in your life, at your age.

@horsemaths this looks more like the baby of a wild boar, not a warthog
@horsemaths I wonder if it runs Micro Hoggernetes.
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I think I might pass out from an overdose of cuteness.
@horsemaths AAAAAAAWWWWWWWW. A teeny, tiny Pumba!
@horsemaths So cute, and will grow up to be a vicious carnivorous fighter.

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So-o-o cute!!! 🦛 🤗🤗🤗🤗

@horsemaths I did not deserve to see this yet today. I've not contributed nearly enough worldwide good to justify your benevolence.
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No it isn't. That's a baby European wild boar - famously known colloquially as 'humbugs'. People keep posting this wrongly attributed picture all over the place. LOL
@horsemaths OMG ITS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love babies! (animals and humans) :)
@horsemaths This is the most adorable thing I've seen today!
@horsemaths how did you know I was needing a tiny warthog right now?
@horsemaths actually a marcassin (baby boar) and already very dangerous because his mamma is standing right behind you.
@horsemaths awww so incredibly cute! I wanna cuddle em. 🖤
@horsemaths it’s not a baby warthog, it’s a baby wild pig
@horsemaths The world is good when I look at babies ❣️