Unfortunately the original alt text is "baby warthog" which isn't particularly illuminating, but thanks for there actually BEING alt text. Picture shows, what to me, looks like a baby piglet, but ginger, with black stripes, and SO FUCKING CUTE. Standing in mud. No, maybe longer nose than a pig. Would definitely cuddle, if given a bath first.

Stick to dogs, Smiffy, you really don't need a warthog in your life, at your age.