Nadine Dorries has now been given her own show on Talk TV called 'Friday Night with Nadine' and her first guest will be... Boris Johnson.
@adambienkov the show will probably last as long as the amount of mates she has in government. So should be over by the end of next week…..
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"Blind Date" for the chemically excited
@adambienkov Honestly, I just can’t understand those who say Johnson isn’t just the image of sartorial chic.
@adambienkov Well, Friday night is comedy night, after all. Tsch!
@adambienkov They could just get a room and spare the rest of us. 🤔
@adambienkov Her dreams have come true. Almost…

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👆 Will they actually fcuk on screen?

I wonder what position(s) they'll do?

#MadNad must be gutted she's likely too old for him to spaff her a #BorisconiBaby (well, without drugs 'n' science anyway).

@fencoul ‘Cowboy’ would seem appropriate. 😜
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Maybe 'reverse cowboy' ending up with a bit of 'squelchy tomato' and 'shiver me timbers'.
Now I've made myself ill just thinking about it.
@fencoul @adambienkov you're kidding, right? Trust me, she's been collecting ingredients for years - she only needs a lock of his hair and a couple of toenails and she'll have everything she needs to grow her own homunculus.

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👆 I hear the word "homunculus" about once a decade...😁

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@adambienkov "This week, I'll be on TalkTV with my old friend, Nadine."
@adambienkov haha amazing. Torn between watching it as something that could be construed as supporting either of these two versus the distinct possibility that it could be TV gold in a “cringe” kind of way.

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The state of him.

Not that appearances matter, but, honestly...

@adambienkov Glad to see someone at Talk TV has a sense of humour.
@adambienkov I cannot think of anyone with whom I’d rather less spend my hard earned Friday night.
@adambienkov Talk TV, so will only get abt 5 viewers
@adambienkov An intellectual black hole meets an ethical black hole