Nadine Dorries has now been given her own show on Talk TV called 'Friday Night with Nadine' and her first guest will be... Boris Johnson.

@adambienkov

👆 Will they actually fcuk on screen?

I wonder what position(s) they'll do?

#MadNad must be gutted she's likely too old for him to spaff her a #BorisconiBaby (well, without drugs 'n' science anyway).

@fencoul @adambienkov you're kidding, right? Trust me, she's been collecting ingredients for years - she only needs a lock of his hair and a couple of toenails and she'll have everything she needs to grow her own homunculus.

@Wufflekins @adambienkov

👆 I hear the word "homunculus" about once a decade...😁

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Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus

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