Adam BienkovJan 27, 2023
Nadine Dorries has now been given her own show on Talk TV called 'Friday Night with Nadine' and her first guest will be... Boris Johnson.
Show threadFen CJan 27, 2023

@adambienkov

👆 Will they actually fcuk on screen?

I wonder what position(s) they'll do?

#MadNad must be gutted she's likely too old for him to spaff her a #BorisconiBaby (well, without drugs 'n' science anyway).

Show threadKim Spence-Jones #FBPEJan 27, 2023
@fencoul ‘Cowboy’ would seem appropriate. 😜
Show threadAndyCymro
@KimSJ @fencoul
Maybe 'reverse cowboy' ending up with a bit of 'squelchy tomato' and 'shiver me timbers'.
Now I've made myself ill just thinking about it.
Jan 27, 2023 at 11:37amWeb
Show threadEssjay 🏳️‍🌈  Jan 27, 2023

@andycymro @KimSJ @fencoul

Pass the brain bleach.