Brian O
The Volatile MermaidMotion to start measuring the size of everything in dogs. We can call it the Petric system.
Deb4+ aka Deborah DT 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@OhNoSheTwitnt last year, weren't they measuring asteroids in 🦒 giraffes? Who knew astronomers had such senses of humor, locked away in their telescope towers all night??
Kurt Pankau 🥞@OhNoSheTwitnt Not very useful for measuring potentially cat-astrophic events, imho
Mike Manzano@kurtpankau @OhNoSheTwitnt this hurt to read
Nick@OhNoSheTwitnt what happened to last weeks asteroid measuring unit? The Penguin
Who by avalanche who by powder@OhNoSheTwitnt I'm sure there are many different pets we could use in this system. Octopi for volume, for example. And as @kurtpankau suggests, there are a variety of uses for cats as units of measurement in the Petric system.
Natalia army of one
Dr. Fortyseven 🥃 █▓▒░@OhNoSheTwitnt But how many bananas to a pug?
Ken of Earth@OhNoSheTwitnt
“How close will they pass?”
“About 200,000 Great Danes.”
“How accurate is that estimate?”
“RUFF.”
“How close will they pass?”
“About 200,000 Great Danes.”
“How accurate is that estimate?”
“RUFF.”
Focaccio at defcon@OhNoSheTwitnt You're probably American, so I guess you'd use "pups" and leave the petric system to us Euros 🦮
amen2that@OhNoSheTwitnt domestic or wild pugs?
Giliell@OhNoSheTwitnt
I had a kid inquire if school was going to be closed that day. As if the end of the world e would stop us from handing out homework!
I had a kid inquire if school was going to be closed that day. As if the end of the world e would stop us from handing out homework!
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Peggy Stuart
lp0 on fire 
Earth Tuesday? Is that something like Sheffield Wednesday?
Marcie Milletary@OhNoSheTwitnt I second the motion for a Petric system! 😂
Erik Ableson@OhNoSheTwitnt @donmelton I thought asteroids were measured in giraffes? Or was it Llamas?
@OhNoSheTwitnt @donmelton Giraffes, it was giraffes. No idea why I was thinking of llamas.
Troy Kitch@OhNoSheTwitnt Ha, it was penguins a few days ago : https://media.mas.to/masto-public/media_attachments/files/109/723/004/393/635/981/original/24c3530b235c9588.jpg
BlackDutchSnark@OhNoSheTwitnt but what dog will be the “dog standard?”I mean there’s a lot of difference between say a Great Pyranees and a Chihuahua…will different cultures choose their favorite dogs? US chooses a lab, Japan chooses a Shiba Inu… This could get very messy and complicated.
@OhNoSheTwitnt I’m personally more comfortable with measuring by giraffe or penguin. Much more standard sizes…
Sam@johnettesnuggs @OhNoSheTwitnt We need to standardize the muttric system
AutisticMumTo3
A Tattered Scrapbook@OhNoSheTwitnt Weep for the people of history who worked so hard to make humanity smarter. Their efforts were in vain.
Jaime Robertson@OhNoSheTwitnt 100 pugs? That’s about the size of 10 Great Danes, or an old VW Beetle.
Jamiepullman@OhNoSheTwitnt This is brilliant!
keithzg@OhNoSheTwitnt @GossiTheDog That would still be less arbitrary and incomprehensible than the Imperial System of Measures so you know what I'm rooting for this