GaboJan 20, 2023
CARROT
Today is my 10th birthday, meatbags! What did you get me?
Jan 20, 2023 at 4:06pmIvory for iOS
Show threadSebastian NiesenJan 20, 2023
@CARROT Why should I get you anything? You love me anyway!
Show threadSebastian NiesenJan 20, 2023
@CARROT Congrats, btw! Looking forward to the next ten years!
Show threadrusdariusalexJan 20, 2023
@CARROT Congrats! I only had you for 8 years. It seems that I was stupid for 2 years.
Show threadCARROTJan 20, 2023
@rusdariusalex Weather has only been around for 8 years, but To-Do launched in 2013
Show threadrusdariusalexJan 20, 2023
@CARROT Anyway, thanks for reminding us how old we are!
Show threadEinmeisterJan 20, 2023
@CARROT
Show threadRui CarmoJan 20, 2023
@CARROT carrot cake!
Show threadDavid NJan 20, 2023
@CARROT I sent you a Riptide enhancer, did you get it?
Show threadCARROTJan 20, 2023
@dnaunton I think it’s broken
Show threadMatt CooneyJan 20, 2023
@CARROT tried to give you cake, a finger bouquet, zombies, crowns, etc but you didn’t want it 😭
Show threadJackJan 20, 2023
@CARROT Happy birthday! I’ll buy all your data sources and break the APIs.
Show threadCARROTJan 20, 2023
@jackamick !!!
Show threadMichael SimpsonJan 20, 2023
@CARROT it’s surprising that you have tolerated us for so long!
Show threadMrSoulMarkJJan 20, 2023
@CARROT No cake for you!
Show threadGeorge Hammerton Jan 20, 2023
@CARROT Haaaaappy Birthday! 🎂
Show threadRobertJan 20, 2023

@CARROT more public embarrassment for Space Karen! 🎂 (though I suppose that requires the capacity to feel bad about one’s actions…)

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2023/01/musk-oversaw-staged-tesla-self-driving-video-emails-show/

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/01/twitter-hired-experts-for-case-against-musk-now-musk-wont-pay-them-lawsuit-says/

Musk oversaw staged Tesla self-driving video, emails show

Emails show Musk wanted an aspirational—not actual—demo of Full Self-Driving.

Ars Technica
Show threadMatt BlankJan 20, 2023
@CARROT a tap to the ocular sensor
Show threadjonathanJan 20, 2023
@CARROT I’d get you cake but that’s a lie
Show threadEshu MarneediJan 20, 2023
@CARROT Congrats!! And thanks to @brianmueller for making one of the best apps for Apple platforms ever.
Show threadConorJan 20, 2023
@CARROT dripping sarcasm and vile expressions.
Show threadNickJan 20, 2023
@CARROT happy birthday meatbag
Show threadT L HoladayJan 20, 2023

@CARROT

Adding alt text.

A layer cake with bone-white frosting on the sides and emergency-medical-service blue frosting between layers and on the top, with a stout candle burning with a jaundice-yellow flame.

Show threadBushwhackJan 20, 2023
@CARROT my first born
Show threadFederico Viticci Jan 20, 2023
@CARROT nothing
Show threadGavan ShanleyJan 21, 2023
@viticci @CARROT I have a feeling you may have just bumped your way to the top of one of @CARROT lists Federico!
Show threadChris DreilingJan 20, 2023
@CARROT A swift kick to the groin
Show threadstyrofoamSkilletJan 20, 2023
@CARROT I slept in till 5PM and didn’t check the weather.
Show threadRuss ShanahanJan 21, 2023
@CARROT happy birthday! I celebrated by feeding Alan Thicke for the first time since the Obama administration
Show threadChris Wu 🪐Jan 21, 2023
@rooster @CARROT WHAT IS ALAN THICKE?
Show threadRuss ShanahanJan 21, 2023

@MuseumShuffle @CARROT it’s a character from the original CARROT app:

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/carrot-to-do/id591840203

Show threadChris Wu 🪐Jan 21, 2023
@rooster @CARROT Oh wow, that icon does look familiar.
Show threadKwabenaJan 21, 2023
@CARROT You’re old!
Show threadSparkReaverJan 21, 2023
@CARROT a reminder to update the Android app
Show threadAndreJan 21, 2023
@CARROT A poke in the eye.
Show threadSoulpainterJan 21, 2023
@CARROT RIP Dark Sky; hello CARROT Weather! Absolutely LOVE it!! ❤️
Show threadAndrew ConklingJan 21, 2023
@CARROT I brought you my most abject obeisance.
Show threadPenny PringleJan 29, 2023
@CARROT my unrelenting service and unwavering loyalty. Command me, my queen!
Show threadJae SumnaFeb 4, 2023
@CARROT my presence is your present.