Today is my 10th birthday, meatbags! What did you get me?
@CARROT Why should I get you anything? You love me anyway!
@CARROT Congrats, btw! Looking forward to the next ten years!
@CARROT Congrats! I only had you for 8 years. It seems that I was stupid for 2 years.
@rusdariusalex Weather has only been around for 8 years, but To-Do launched in 2013
@CARROT Anyway, thanks for reminding us how old we are!
@CARROT I sent you a Riptide enhancer, did you get it?
@dnaunton I think it’s broken
@CARROT tried to give you cake, a finger bouquet, zombies, crowns, etc but you didn’t want it 😭
@CARROT Happy birthday! I’ll buy all your data sources and break the APIs.
@CARROT it’s surprising that you have tolerated us for so long!
Musk oversaw staged Tesla self-driving video, emails show

Emails show Musk wanted an aspirational—not actual—demo of Full Self-Driving.

Ars Technica
@CARROT a tap to the ocular sensor
@CARROT I’d get you cake but that’s a lie
@CARROT Congrats!! And thanks to @brianmueller for making one of the best apps for Apple platforms ever.
@CARROT dripping sarcasm and vile expressions.
@CARROT happy birthday meatbag

@CARROT

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A layer cake with bone-white frosting on the sides and emergency-medical-service blue frosting between layers and on the top, with a stout candle burning with a jaundice-yellow flame.

@CARROT nothing
@viticci @CARROT I have a feeling you may have just bumped your way to the top of one of @CARROT lists Federico!
@CARROT A swift kick to the groin
@CARROT I slept in till 5PM and didn’t check the weather.
@CARROT happy birthday! I celebrated by feeding Alan Thicke for the first time since the Obama administration
@CARROT a reminder to update the Android app
@CARROT RIP Dark Sky; hello CARROT Weather! Absolutely LOVE it!! ❤️
@CARROT I brought you my most abject obeisance.
@CARROT my unrelenting service and unwavering loyalty. Command me, my queen!
@CARROT my presence is your present.