I made a graph of all my past relationships.

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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@cmconseils and each why depends on the X. Makes sense.
@cmconseils @ivereadabook I wonder who came up with this first. I found one from January 2019 but there are too many to scan them all https://twitter.com/shitjokes/status/1083465503291727872?s=46&t=ZxTyfjdHcpMZACC2ASJoIQ
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โ€œI got drunk and drew up a graph showing all of the relationships I've ever had. It had an ex axis, and a why axis.โ€

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@cmconseils It seems that you have to much why from your side. Try to be more simple with less why ;)
@cmconseils - the line on the axis moves through the data points w, t, and f.
@aby @cmconseils I think the data points leading to W, T, F to be M, F, K.

@cmconseils Seeโ€ฆ this is part of why content warnings exist as a feature. You know what you did @donmeltonโ€ฆ ๐Ÿคช

I've been exposed to more #puns and #dadjokes since migrating over than in the years leading up to the migration. It's hilarious. And painful. And punishable by the slaw.

Cole's law.
Finely shredded cabbage.

I need to stop using that one, but I've also recently used my "Hโ‚‚Oโ‚‚" bad chemistry homicide joke.

I need more bad jokes.
Wait. Waitwaitwaitโ€ฆ nuuuu~

@cmconseils ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Good one
@cmconseils Thx for making my day ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
@cmconseils + lengthy relationship + why those ppl (your intrests)
@cmconseils actually its a multi-dimensional problem don't you think?
@cmconseils ok, this is the best joke I've encountered since a friend at a blood drive told the phlebotomist she got an A+ in blood and an F in sex!
@cmconseils you can go 3d and add a sad axis.
@cmconseils yeah, but the "why not" axis was where all the fun happened...
@cmconseils Laura this is so good. Hours after I first laughed, a sweet intellectual aftertaste remains. I'm going to pair it with some smoked gouda this evening. Anyway, deeply funny. Thanks.
@cmconseils excellent ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰
@cmconseils ๐Ÿ˜‚ sigh. i need this graph.
@cmconseils WHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHHAHHAHAH Good one!
@cmconseils - I love your graph of past relationships... it made me smile - thank you.
@cmconseils An ex axis and a Lord Why axis. LOL