I made a graph of all my past relationships.

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

@cmconseils See… this is part of why content warnings exist as a feature. You know what you did @donmelton… 🤪

I've been exposed to more #puns and #dadjokes since migrating over than in the years leading up to the migration. It's hilarious. And painful. And punishable by the slaw.

Cole's law.
Finely shredded cabbage.

I need to stop using that one, but I've also recently used my "H₂O₂" bad chemistry homicide joke.

I need more bad jokes.
Wait. Waitwaitwait… nuuuu~