me: *screaming into the abyss"

the abyss: this could have been an email

me: *screaming into the abyss*

the abyss: who gave you this number

@ElleGray
see attached: "scream.mp3"
@Matias @ElleGray looks like attachment didn't get through, can you resend please?
@laurensvalk
check your existential spam folder.
@ElleGray
Also, The Abyss:
"Needs more cowbell..."

@ElleGray

the abyss: ...or a text. Really, no reply needed? a short text woulda worked.

@herhandsmyhands @ElleGray texts are personal. I most definitely do not want a text that could be an email.

Some medium must remain for high priority

@ElleGray

@RickiTarr

Or a toot! My feed has screaming supplied by a friendly bot.

@ElleGray if the abyss were a millennial: This could have been a text;
If the abyss was a gen z: 🫵🤔⌨️📧🙀🫶🤟
@ElleGray
Me:
laughs out loud
boosts
checks elle's profile
reads a few more posts
laughs some more
follows
❤️

@ElleGray

I live in a area that has a place called the Abyss.

@ElleGray well at least you didn’t get shushed. 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫😂
@ElleGray So So So true! I have just started responding … Tentative

@ElleGray

Email: screams off into the abyss

Mailer daemon : we'll keep trying for another 48hours. Did you mistype the address?

@ElleGray de profundis clamavis at te, Domine !

Dominus: hoc potuit esse e-mail

@ElleGray I've heard people have been screaming into the abyss for so long its email address is [email protected]
@ElleGray g.p. We can offer you an appointment in two weeks' time.

@ElleGray

Have I got the mastodon account for you:

https://botsin.space/@scream

Endless Screaming (@[email protected])

57.6K Posts, 1 Following, 5.68K Followers · AHHH

botsin.space
@ElleGray The abyss is probably feeling a lot like Mastodon at the moment – “hunh, there’s been a massive uptick in toots recently …” – just s/toots/screams/.
@ElleGray Yeah but if I open up my email I'll see all the other unread emails expecting me to reply. Can't I just scream into you? It'll be like checking out a text from the alert as it comes in so it doesn't have a read receipt. Come on void, I need this, you know I need this!

@ElleGray, typing furiously:

abyss,

as previously stated

@ElleGray would that be a personal dairy? I don't think the abyss email address is known
@ElleGray I often email the abyss so I dont have to chat after screaming.

@ElleGray -later- the abyss: *screaming into itself*

me: per my last email

@ElleGray I once starred into the abyss, and it asked me to like, share, and hit subscribe.
@big gotta respect the hustle 🤷‍♀️😄
@ElleGray
To: Abyss (The / It)
Topic: Scream
Message: Dear Abyss, today I scream.

@ElleGray
you: *screaming into the abyss*

the abyss: It‘s not personal, your name just is on the list

@ElleGray
Tbh, I feel like I'm on both sides of this.

@ElleGray

me: *screaming into the abyss*

The abyss: "The abyss is not available. Please leave a message after the beep."

@ElleGray
the void: don't be old text next time

@ElleGray

Can you help me compose an email for the Abyss, @scream ?

@ElleGray The Abyss took out an injunction against me.