Emotional Support Stock
Once you pop the fun don't stop

It all returns to nothing...

Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down...

"My garbage company’s stock is eating shit. This is the bond market’s fault!!!!!"

Yeah its basically ELI5 risk free rate and risk premium, and how those impact valuations. But its not the issue with TSLA since various indices are outperforming it.

he's also talking mad shit and lashing out on twitter at investors, which is always something they appreciate

"groimes it's colled dollar cost evridging"
more like Jason De Dolt
Tesla's earnings miss is gonna be a sight to behold come the end of Q4

Wrapping yourself in the Qanon nonsense is a great move by your brand ambassador, why don't the Twitter advertisers get that?

The "My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci" tweet will go down as the worst post in history (at least so far).

Elon is clearly the worst poster ever.

"New poll: Should everyone stop selling their Tesla stock? Shareholders must abide by the results."

"WELL HOW WOULD YOU DO IT THEN???"
He's lost them.

lmao this is how you preserve value on your freefalling stock

the dude just can't help himself

"Excellent dig sir, got 'em again and call the burn unit, but please elon please do something my retirement depends on this elon please."
I'm guessing he was on the receiving end of some pretty spicy DMs from elon stans
Someone help me my company is dying
Tesla Reportedly Plans Layoffs And Hiring Freeze Amid Stock Turmoil And Musk’s Twitter Meltdown

Tesla Stocks have plummeted 64% since Musk announced his 9% stock in Twitter on April 4.

Forbes
Nothing says growth industry like mass layoffs
"If Tesla's stock is going to crater I want people watching it fall on Twitter!"

oh my god

he's trying to get his weirdo followers to juice the stock back up

Tesla stock is down worse than BTC, lmao
His own cars are trying to finish off what his McLaren didn't.

usually when companies get started and grow, their products get better over time as learning effects kick in and they fine-tune the production process and catch and fix problems. tesla is unusual in that their cars are getting worse the more of them they make

they are still building them outside in a circus tent haunted by the ghosts of murdered clowns, aren't they?

https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-placed-bottom-consumer-reports-reliability-rankings/

Tesla crushed in Consumer Reports reliability rankings despite improvement

Consumer Reports released their annual reliability rankings, and Tesla fell to near the bottom of the list despite improving considerably.

TESLARATI
<strong>Musk Says Again Tesla Share Sales Will Stop After Stock Tanks</strong>

Elon Musk said again that he’ll stop selling Tesla Inc. shares, after disposing almost $40 billion of his holdings contributed to the stock plummeting to a two-year low.

Bloomberg

lmao that's like 5 "um er" per actual word

https://nitter.net/williamlegate/status/1606125506889392131#m

William LeGate (@williamlegate)

oh, and here’s another brutal video of another tesla superfan confronting Elon. his response was… incoherent

Nitter

crazy how long it's taken legislation and enforcement to catch up, but things are at least happening at some pace

https://www.sfchronicle.com/tech/article/New-California-law-effectively-bans-Tesla-from-17672908.php

New California law effectively bans Tesla from advertising its cars as Full Self-Driving

Starting next year, Tesla will effectively be banned from advertising its vehicles as Full...

San Francisco Chronicle
Excellent job 👍
National Storage Sees Big Insider Stock Buys

Self-storage firm National Storage has seen shares tumble in 2022. A company founder and a trustee have just bought a total of $3.4 million of stock.

Barrons
mycrimes.mov
Elon Musk’s Tesla Comes Up Short of 2022 Delivery Target as Growth Slows

The electric-car maker didn’t meet its initial goal of increasing annual deliveries by 50% or more last year

WSJ
Tesla shares slide on delivery fears as Apple’s value dips below $2tn

News, analysis and comment from the Financial Times, the worldʼs leading global business publication

Financial Times
South Korea fines Tesla $2.2 mln for exaggerating driving range of EVs

South Korea's antitrust regulator said it would impose a 2.85 billion won ($2.2 million) fine on Tesla Inc <a href="https://www.reuters.com/companies/TSLA.O/"target="_blank">(TSLA.O)</a> for failing to tell its customers about the shorter driving range of its electric vehicles (EVs) in low temperatures.

Reuters
Hang on, what?
Two children unharmed, parents suffer non life-threatening injuries after Tesla Model Y falls 250ft down steep cliff [Update]

The Tesla Model Y has a perfect five-star safety rating, and is one of the safest cars ever tested. That high level of safety was on full display after a serious crash in California on [...]

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BREAKING: Tesla
Incredible final sentence

@cspam re: instead, he drove the Prius today…

“tell me you’re an entitled rich baby without telling me you’re an entitled rich baby”

(And by “rich” I mean in relation to an average person who has one or fewer running cars in their possession)