Wrapping yourself in the Qanon nonsense is a great move by your brand ambassador, why don't the Twitter advertisers get that?
The "My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci" tweet will go down as the worst post in history (at least so far).
Elon is clearly the worst poster ever.
"New poll: Should everyone stop selling their Tesla stock? Shareholders must abide by the results."
lmao this is how you preserve value on your freefalling stock
the dude just can't help himself
oh my god
he's trying to get his weirdo followers to juice the stock back up
usually when companies get started and grow, their products get better over time as learning effects kick in and they fine-tune the production process and catch and fix problems. tesla is unusual in that their cars are getting worse the more of them they make
they are still building them outside in a circus tent haunted by the ghosts of murdered clowns, aren't they?
https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-placed-bottom-consumer-reports-reliability-rankings/
I thought it was illegal to lie about this stuff
lmao that's like 5 "um er" per actual word
https://nitter.net/williamlegate/status/1606125506889392131#m
crazy how long it's taken legislation and enforcement to catch up, but things are at least happening at some pace
https://www.sfchronicle.com/tech/article/New-California-law-effectively-bans-Tesla-from-17672908.php
Sure it's peanuts compared to their overvalue but lol
South Korea's antitrust regulator said it would impose a 2.85 billion won ($2.2 million) fine on Tesla Inc <a href="https://www.reuters.com/companies/TSLA.O/"target="_blank">(TSLA.O)</a> for failing to tell its customers about the shorter driving range of its electric vehicles (EVs) in low temperatures.
imagine four tesla passengers at the bottom of a cliff. tesla stocks work the same way
The Tesla Model Y has a perfect five-star safety rating, and is one of the safest cars ever tested. That high level of safety was on full display after a serious crash in California on [...]
Sarah Michelle Gellar! What do you think about Elon Musk!?
Sarah Michelle Gellar:
*rolls eyes*
*jerk-off motion*
Twenty years after 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer,' its star is back with more high school horror as she battles to protect her younger 'Wolf Pack' co-stars — and her daughter — from industry abuses: “I hope that I’ve set up a safety net for these actors that I didn’t have.”
"Musk tweeted about the allegedly pending deal after the Financial Times reported that the Saudi Arabia government's Public Investment Fund had acquired a $2 billion stake in Tesla."
they literally worship him as a god
blood sacrifice and all
die for dorkseed
@cspam api terms and conditions changed so third party clients are banned:
https://twitter.com/alexzan__/status/1616188017038745600?s=61&t=CYaLJXi5YoqNihlZzepujw
“@Eramdam They quietly updated the terms today and... third-party clients are now banned. "You will not or attempt to use or access the Licensed Materials to create or attempt to create a substitute or similar service or product to the Twitter Applications". https://t.co/GOcsqcsdlc”
Twitter Death Cult
Richard Knott