Twitter Death CultIt begins
I expect very soon talking about Tesla stock will be bannable because it doxxes Wall Street or something
To be fair he's killing not just the company but also the passengers and other road users
a man who is definitely not leveraged to hell and back, and who is not afraid of his entire house of cards crashing down
A lot of the major Elon investor stans are getting very fed up:
whole bunch of people who have only ever bought shares in one company going wait, number can go down?
After $700 billion drop, angry Tesla investors say Elon Musk has "abandoned" them
Shareholders are increasingly airing their grievances about Musk's focus on Twitter and his decision to sell billions in Tesla stock.
It's kind of funny that a giant bank running things will be a step up just because they won't be doing their Roman Emperor impression with the company. And not a good or well known emperor. One of the shitty third century ones that lasted three years and nobody remembers.
Just find a sycophantic tweet and parrot it back to them, making it your new bedrock belief. That's how you Elon
YoY Tesla is down by over 43% - more than any other major car manufacturer including Chevy, Ford, Honda, Toyota and Nissan (closest at -37%).
yeah the cash flows out
Hmmm QQQ (top 100 tech stocks ETF) is down 32% year to date
TSLA is down 62% year to date
Applying some advanced math, we can actually identify a divergence between these figures
It all returns to nothing...
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down...
"My garbage company’s stock is eating shit. This is the bond market’s fault!!!!!"
Yeah its basically ELI5 risk free rate and risk premium, and how those impact valuations. But its not the issue with TSLA since various indices are outperforming it.
he's also talking mad shit and lashing out on twitter at investors, which is always something they appreciate
"groimes it's colled dollar cost evridging"
Tesla's earnings miss is gonna be a sight to behold come the end of Q4
Wrapping yourself in the Qanon nonsense is a great move by your brand ambassador, why don't the Twitter advertisers get that?
The "My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci" tweet will go down as the worst post in history (at least so far).
Elon is clearly the worst poster ever.
"New poll: Should everyone stop selling their Tesla stock? Shareholders must abide by the results."
lmao this is how you preserve value on your freefalling stock
the dude just can't help himself
"Excellent dig sir, got 'em again and call the burn unit, but please elon please do something my retirement depends on this elon please."
I'm guessing he was on the receiving end of some pretty spicy DMs from elon stans
"If Tesla's stock is going to crater I want people watching it fall on Twitter!"
oh my god
he's trying to get his weirdo followers to juice the stock back up
usually when companies get started and grow, their products get better over time as learning effects kick in and they fine-tune the production process and catch and fix problems. tesla is unusual in that their cars are getting worse the more of them they make
they are still building them outside in a circus tent haunted by the ghosts of murdered clowns, aren't they?
https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-placed-bottom-consumer-reports-reliability-rankings/
I thought it was illegal to lie about this stuff
lmao that's like 5 "um er" per actual word
https://nitter.net/williamlegate/status/1606125506889392131#m
crazy how long it's taken legislation and enforcement to catch up, but things are at least happening at some pace
https://www.sfchronicle.com/tech/article/New-California-law-effectively-bans-Tesla-from-17672908.php
Sure it's peanuts compared to their overvalue but lol
South Korea fines Tesla $2.2 mln for exaggerating driving range of EVs
South Korea's antitrust regulator said it would impose a 2.85 billion won ($2.2 million) fine on Tesla Inc <a href="https://www.reuters.com/companies/TSLA.O/"target="_blank">(TSLA.O)</a> for failing to tell its customers about the shorter driving range of its electric vehicles (EVs) in low temperatures.
imagine four tesla passengers at the bottom of a cliff. tesla stocks work the same way
Two children unharmed, parents suffer non life-threatening injuries after Tesla Model Y falls 250ft down steep cliff [Update]
The Tesla Model Y has a perfect five-star safety rating, and is one of the safest cars ever tested. That high level of safety was on full display after a serious crash in California on [...]
If you thought the Tesla folks who were transferred over to Twitter were safe, lol, lmao
song/content combo
https://imgur.com/dk9NLU6.mp4
https://imgur.com/dk9NLU6.mp4
Sarah Michelle Gellar! What do you think about Elon Musk!?
Sarah Michelle Gellar:
*rolls eyes*
*jerk-off motion*
Sarah Michelle Gellar on Wolf Pack, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Career
Twenty years after 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer,' its star is back with more high school horror as she battles to protect her younger 'Wolf Pack' co-stars — and her daughter — from industry abuses: “I hope that I’ve set up a safety net for these actors that I didn’t have.”
"Musk tweeted about the allegedly pending deal after the Financial Times reported that the Saudi Arabia government's Public Investment Fund had acquired a $2 billion stake in Tesla."
they literally worship him as a god
blood sacrifice and all
die for dorkseed
heffa@cspam re: instead, he drove the Prius today…
“tell me you’re an entitled rich baby without telling me you’re an entitled rich baby”
(And by “rich” I mean in relation to an average person who has one or fewer running cars in their possession)
ML2@cspam
Is that even legal?
Is that even legal?
Bleak Future@cspam is this even legal in the US?
CauseOfBSOD@cspam yeah they should definitely have said something about that (even though its probably to preserve battery life overall, since lithium batteries dont work as great at temperature extemes). Most consumers won't know this kind of thing about lithium batteries.
@cspam I hear this is a common thing in the USA, even from human drivers, but I live in the UK so I have no idea if this is true or not.
Confiscated Pillow Phone@cspam I'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with their owner making a complete fool of himself in view of the whole world. </sarcasm>
Richard Knott
@cspam ah yes, Musk hides from his mistakes, part 69420