kinkshaming lestat
flat bigfoot theory
fat coyote
poohlock
autopsy
green cat
tell me less
without the help of extreme bigotry
daddy
mormon werehorse
big supernaturals
secret werewolves
get pickled
afad
opening up a boy with the cold ones
cost of living tips
anarcho-anarchism
fucking grumpy
positive post
screenshot
french
people on here
tom and jerry
mystery algae (if anyone knows what this is, it remains unidentified, and you can make OP very happy by solving this!)
penalty box
it is the 10th anniversary of this iconic post
too drunk for words
525,000 moments so dear
the kosher status of furbies
the oompa loompas are a greek chorus
billy postman
embrace self actualisation
dwarf standards
voice recognition theology
the saddest thing i ever heard get said
what day is it
kin with a pope
your bread is missing its bread
the bitch
mr arson
hannibal
crabs x piss bot
by talos this can't be happening
do i qualify
rehabilitation
stop reblogging
jible
yahoo answers
wimdy
my good son now
irreparable damage to the english language (original posts from 2017)
ask the dwarves of moria about that
one car pile up
petplay
it's equality
prince charming
swarov.se
take worse shits
bucephalus
5-o'clock foreshadowing
you can't serve cunt and the government at the same time

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They all now have a Dirty Sanchez. 😜

@stavvers It's amazing how many people don't understand nothing sharpens your skills for snark like retail. Also don't ask questions you don't want answered.

@stavvers

See, I’d have guessed that was Hank Williams Jr’s horse

@stavvers Honestly if a woman I met knew that, I would probably ask them to marry me rather than getting stroppy about it.
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@rohan_p @stavvers Goodness me. That’s excellent.
@stavvers Yes but a hamster wheel pf that size in? In this economy?
@stavvers does a chastity cage count as pet play?
@stavvers Meanwhile, back on Mons Veneris...
@stavvers
🎵Balrogs in your cooter
🎵Told a tale on you🎵

@stavvers How is this even legal?

I blame video games and millennials.

@stavvers @drwho "Horrible job, everyone! Thank you!”
@stavvers looking for sons (intertemporally)
@stavvers holy lord almighty seeing how deep this thread is.
@jonny still got 100+ screenshots to add
@stavvers well keep on the noble work it sustains us all
@stavvers NT only? So no Levi's-ticus?
@pikesley go and stand in the corner and think about what you've done.
@stavvers only if I can take the Jible with me
@stavvers he'll be thining "I'MMA DO IT AGAIN"
@stavvers thanks to this thread I can't wait for Tumblr to finally implement ActivityPub as they promised so I can see these posts myself
@stavvers The answer is quite apparent
@stavvers It's never too early to plan for our inevitable cremation reservation.
@stavvers direct cremation??? Direct from what?! Dinner table?
@stavvers @mattround “little men that bury themselves in sand” 😂
@stavvers the gang writes a tv show