Modern fascists around the world all follow the same playbook.

1. Lie nonstop

2. Be an intentionally hypocritical troll at all times

3. Attack your capitol and rub your feces on the walls when you lose an election

@godpod the authorities in Brazil didn't screw around. They moved in and arrested participants by the dozens, and hauled them off to jail.
@dzeigler @godpod “by the dozens” is a bit of an understatement, it was more like more than 200 of them. On the other hand, considering just how many were there, that doesn’t seem like much. :/
@joaogomes @godpod OK. Many dozens. 😎 On January 6, 2022, most of the traitors that overran the US capital were able to just go home. 😡
@dzeigler @joaogomes @godpod well not quite home that night. They went to their hotel and hung out in the lobby talking about the exciting day.
@joaogomes @godpod @dzeigler It was unknown how many were armed but there are police radio transmissions of visual confirmation of hand guns and rifles. Could have been a bloodbath.
@dzeigler @godpod should have happened immediately in the USA as well. At the very least they should have taken pictures of both the people and their identification as they left. Everyone has a portable camera now.
@dzeigler @godpod that's after the police opened the way for people to invade. 😪
@dzeigler @godpod that’s because Bolsonaro is not still in charge. If they tried that with Biden in the WH we’d have a different situation than 1/6.
@dzeigler US needs to return Bolsonaro to Brazil
@godpod I also do that at every punk concert. Is there a pattern?
@godpod Do us a favor. Remember "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers."
@godpod and they said devolution was impossible
@godpod 4. cosplay a horned shaman (yes, there is a Brazilian one)
@JorgeUribeCL @godpod Lol he got green paint on his zip.
@godpod @JorgeUribeCL @jillianne Poor little fascist is green with penis envy

@jillianne @JorgeUribeCL @godpod Are we certain its green paint & not something he should attend 'The Clinic' for?

What am I saying? That is an issue an incel never has to concern themselves with, right?'

@godpod Do you think that Democratic forces should use the "Golden Rule" of fascists?
@godpod It makes me wonder why you created fascists and Nazis in the first place. I've heard of your mysterious ways, but come on, man - er, I mean God.

@godpod

But in the end in every case in history their power crumbles eventually and they end up with shit in their pants.

@godpod Did you see where Bolsonaro the former pres of Brazil is currently staying at MariLago with Trump? While his Fascist followers staged their own version of Jan 6th.
@godpod Good people wouldn't rub feces into a wall anyway or for any reason. Now, those who care use paint since it's the least offensive, but most likely to be addressed in a free speech action. Feces only points to poor hygiene. Guess even fist bumping is not a good thing?
@godpod Number three is pretty weird. Like, why do all these people *worldwide* it seems now want to re-enact January 6?
@godpod the sad part about my country is that they may never lose an election 😰
@godpod don't forget about the fear factor and cult appeal (us vs. them)
@godpod you can’t spell shit 😜

@godpod

I wonder what the Conservatives will do when they lose the next UK election?

@godpod: Here I go questioning "God" again. Shouldn't that be "hyper-critical"? .....Oops!

@godpod Hi again, God.

If only there was an omniscient, omnipresent & omnipotent being that could take care of these assholes!

Of course, if that being decided not to intervene, instead of making that being logically incoherent, it just makes them 'move in mysterious ways'...or unfalsifiable, as we mortals call that!

Cheers, God,

Dave

@godpod, they will continue doing this until liberal governments stop them. Look at how the US AG handmade them believe there are no consequences for the leaders who foment these violent attacks on democracy.

@godpod

Oh Lord, you've just described today's RepubliQan Party.

@godpod well damn
Elon musk 2 out of 3

@godpod Just be glad you didn't give them the existing friends or intelligence to seek out actual LARPers or recreationists.

Many of us were fairly confident the lack of a few radios in key groups, and any form of coordination or competence, made the difference.

Thank God for stupidity.

… unfortunately, it's also how we got there in the first place.

(Idiocracy was not meant as a guide; if anything, a warning.)

@godpod
the feces thing is a relatively new addition pioneered by American "ingenuity"
@MikeyMcFilms @godpod
Primates…chimps and monkeys throw feces when upset.
No wonder these peo0le don’t believe in evolution, they have not experienced it.

@godpod

Fascism, the party of feces.

@godpod And somehow centrists will still say the rest of us should politely listen to the fascists.
@godpod We trust you had developmental issues as a child if you created adult children in your image to carry out #3 on your list, which in hindsight God, should have been #2.
@godpod I read that as lose your erection, and that works too
@godpod Too many feces-flingers in this damn country.