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DgarA literalist takes things literally.
A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
NoelSiksai (He/him/his)@dgar capitalization matters too. Will you help your Uncle Jack off his horse, or will you help your uncle jack off his horse?
@NoelSiksai I think I’ll let my uncle take care of it by himself in both cases! 🤣😂
Exiled New Yorker- Connie@dgar @NoelSiksai
I can’t decide whether to laugh or groan.
You both made me smile so thank you.
xs4me2@dgar
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
MikeUnderscoreDadJokes@dgar
Careful telling this joke. Someone could laugh while eating and choke. It would be literally breathtaking
Careful telling this joke. Someone could laugh while eating and choke. It would be literally breathtaking
Marsha@dgar The attack of the grammar nazis. ;-}
Hunter Gough 🍦🌹@luvcraft nice 🤣
Benjamin Hollon 🇺🇸🇲🇾🇮🇳🇦🇫@dgar
Let's eat grandma!
Let's eat, grandma!
Punctuation saves lives.
(Can't remember where I originally saw that.)
Deirdre Statham@dgar Punctuation game is on point.
Tim J
MikeKA pedant takes commas seriously.
John HowesA gen Z takes things, like, literally.
JamesTDG@dgar kleptos also hoard harder than a dragon