A literalist takes things literally.

A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

@dgar capitalization matters too. Will you help your Uncle Jack off his horse, or will you help your uncle jack off his horse?
@NoelSiksai I think I’ll let my uncle take care of it by himself in both cases! 🤣😂

@dgar @NoelSiksai
I can’t decide whether to laugh or groan.

You both made me smile so thank you.