Shout out to everyone at CES right now, seeing first hand how ridiculous the Boring company Hyperloop tunnel is.

Go to Los Reyes restaurant in the Sunnydale neighborhood of San Francisco. Order some delicious food. I recommend Pupusas! 👌🏿 Wait a few hours. Use their restroom. Flush. Wash your hands!

You are now using a much better engineered tunnel, built by the same boring machine!

He bought a second hand sewer tunneling robot and built that nonsense.

You know the rules. Every time someone says "Hyperloop" I bring up the Shanghai Maglev.

https://youtu.be/R_d4D5_4ovA

EU folk aren't impressed by the Shanghai Maglev but for US folk I assure you that this footage is not sped up, and that is not a low flying aircraft. Trains really do run that fast outside of the US and have for some time.

We could be SF to LA in comfort in an hour and a half, but we're playing. Philly to NYC in 30 minutes, but we prefer traffic.

Shanghai Maglev @ 431km/h (268mph) // World's fastest train!

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If you think the Shanghai Maglev is expensive, ask anyone that's ever worked on a real civil engineering project to estimate the cost of building and maintaining a tunnel at near complete vacuum for hundreds of miles. When they laugh at you, say "No I'm serious, this is how Hyperloop is supposed to work"🤡

Don't talk to me about 600 mph Hyperloops running in an absolute vacuum. That's silly. I'm going to ask you about what happens the first time a train pops.

I can't believe it took this Twitter mess for folks to see who this dude really is.
@mekkaokereke not only does the emperor have no clothes his intent is to be wearing your skin.
@e_urq @mekkaokereke that's a creepily accurate extension of the metaphor that i have never heard before

@mekkaokereke why?

with the massive reach he already had, it was always going to take a major event.

i'm thankful twitter was able to finally accomplish it.

@mekkaokereke it was hyperloop for me to realize he’s not playing with a full deck. The boring company was just the cherry on the top.
@Fluzbug @mekkaokereke I didn't know much about him until he decided to launch a car into space. That told me everything I needed to know.
@mekkaokereke well didn’t he admit even before the fiasco that Hyperloop was just a distraction to stop high speed rail from being built?
@mekkaokereke Oh I can. People have spent decades wanting to believe Musk is some sort of supergenius, and people who want to believe something will do anything to make that happen and it's a complete time vampire to try to tell them otherwise.
@mekkaokereke Now add in emergency egress and evacuation measures and ask how that works in a near vacuum environment.

@Daveography "Under your seat, you will find a space suit! 👨🏼‍🚀 In the unlikely event of an emergency, please calmly don your space suit in the 0.08 seconds before explosive decompression removes the air from your lungs. Then simply exit the car, and proceed along the non-existing service tunnel to the closest pressure exchange chamber.

We know you that have a choice in public transportation, so thank you for choosing the absolute worst possible design!"

@mekkaokereke 😳Statements like this make me wonder why I trust any marvel of engineering enough to use it.
@mekkaokereke I would be so happy with Transrapid (Shanghai) maglevs criss-crossing the US.
@mekkaokereke I think one of the biggest solutions to climate change that we can implement today is high speed rail. Both for commutes so we can move people further from the city to develop more housing and for long distance travel because it's the fastest solution for sub 4 hour trips.
@mekkaokereke Dang. This brief moment here (at ~4:22), where you can watch it passing some cars on the highway, gives a visceral sense of just how •much• we are playing around in all our cars:
https://youtu.be/-qlwkluyVWA?t=262
Shanghai Transrapid Maglev 2015

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@mekkaokereke nice! Another thing to point out is that a high speed train can carry a lot of passengers: some of the double decker designs we have in the EU can carry close to 1000 passengers.
@mekkaokereke haha it’s true, I went on it when I spent a summer in Shanghai and it was like oh nice, this is like the train system across France but… it only goes to one place 😆 (still cool though)
@mekkaokereke this is how we do 😆
@mekkaokereke one of the best things about living in NL was the trains. I walked 20 mins from our apartment, got on a train, and 3.5h I got out in central London!! Amazing!!
@mekkaokereke (sorry just getting excited about trains in Europe)
@cate @mekkaokereke completely justified! They’re so good!
@marcprecipice @mekkaokereke haha yes unfortunately not in Ireland, train to Dublin takes >3h, and there’s no train to the airport. Dutch partner was quite horrified 😆
@cate @mekkaokereke
Trains in Japan are absolutely fantastic!
@Ringtheory @cate @mekkaokereke yeah, IMO the Nozomi shinkansen makes for a better example because it's so completely integrated into the transit fabric and not a one off, single-route thing like the Shanghai maglev but the point stands either way

@cate I get it!

The future I want for me, is the present that you live in!

@mekkaokereke I support all your hopes and dreams 💖
@cate @mekkaokereke I'm doing something similar tomorrow: walk 10 minutes, get on the tube to St Pancras Station and catch a train to Paris.
@cate @mekkaokereke That's also one nice thing about living in France: trains that get you there *way* faster than any car you could sanely drive outside of a race track.
Also, very satisfying to ride one along a highway while doing 180+mph.

@cate @mekkaokereke > but… it only goes to one place

… China has 25,000 miles of high-speed rail, though? It’s not quite as fast as the maglev, but it’s plenty fast as is.

@steve @mekkaokereke yeah there are other trains but the maglev is a particular thing? I rode it ages ago (well over 10 years) but iirc you went to a special maglev station and then could go to the airport. It was ~equivalent to the Heathrow express experience, very nice if you want to get to paddington but otherwise better to take regular transit.
@cate @mekkaokereke yeah, the maglev is totally separate from the rest of the rail network.
@cate @mekkaokereke (but the actual high speed rail network is _also_ nice and way more complete than France, or anywhere else in Europe.)
@mekkaokereke IMO we should have a high speed train from Vancouver, BC all the way to Los Angeles by now. With stops in (at least) Seattle, WA; Portland, OR; Redding, CA; San Francisco, CA; Bakersfield, CA; & Los Angeles, CA. But no we can’t have nice things in the USA.
@freeformz @mekkaokereke And sadly, as a Californian until 1 year ago I can verify that California's attempt to build a high-speed train has been stunningly inept.

@BruceMirken It took California 24 years to replaced the Eastern Bay Bridge which had a span which was damaged in the 1989 Earthquake.

There was a documentary "A Suspense Story: The Bridge So Far The Bridge So Far" released in 2006 discussing the corruption involved in that public works project, long before the new Bay Bridge was completed.

Contrast with: MN Interstate 35W Bridge Collapse in 2007. A new bridge opened in < a year.

@freeformz @mekkaokereke

@byterhymer @BruceMirken @freeformz @mekkaokereke

If the bay bridge had fallen down catastrophically, it would have been replaced within several weeks or months. Instead, one section was damaged and repaired. So it was usable, but known to be unsafe.

So it was needed, but people had aspirations, ideas, aesthetic dreams…

@freeformz @mekkaokereke I used to work in rail & the biggest problem US passenger rail has is the stubborn refusal by politicians to nationalize ROW & tracks now owned by private cargo rail corps, & refusal by individual states to allow passenger traffic through. Example of latter: old coal rail lines ran from NYC to Pittsburgh & could be used for passengers now, but NJ has flatly refused to allow it. Why? Well, if you could ..
@freeformz @mekkaokereke .. commute as easily from the PA countryside to NYC, why would you live in the NJ suburb quagmire? There's an extent ROW from Scranton to NYC that would be a 1.5 hour commute at best but its been shot down repeatedly
@freeformz @mekkaokereke A stop in Sacramento too to allow for eastbound connections
@freeformz @mekkaokereke Infrastructure is just brutally overpriced here and I have yet to see an explanation why other than, every single property owner on the path will sue for lulz

@freeformz @mekkaokereke Seattle voted for light rail or something like it several times over the past 30 years, and the various governments kept deciding they were going to do something else instead.

It's been pretty frustrating. We DO have light rail though, finally.

@damianaswan Livermore has been paying taxes for a BART expansion for over four decades and still doesn't have it. ;-/

The corruption runs deep.

@freeformz @mekkaokereke

@mekkaokereke tangentially related: #pdx needs more light rail, especially out to the suburbs. I’m looking at you Lake Oswego/West Linn/Oregon City.

@freeformz @mekkaokereke Honestly? I’d settle for trains that:

  • consistently run at car speeds, but
  • aren’t on leased tracks so actually run on schedule, so
  • are still faster than driving due to ignoring traffic
  • I mean, yeah, high-speed would be great, but my humble desire for “merely adequate” is still out-of-reach.

    @freeformz
    Probably not viable. Distance like Copenhagen-Naples, which will be done in 5-10 years, but population is just much denser in West Europe.

    https://i.redd.it/kdi05qrq65o31.png

    The EU line crosses the Baltic and Alps, but US West Coast has mountains, tricky geology and earthquakes. There are political reasons why California HS rail fails, but either way the Vancouver extension is dubious. Also, how do people get to the stations?

    @mekkaokereke

    @mekkaokereke pfft, we can't even seem to manage Bakersfield-to-Modesto after, uh, 15 years

    @mekkaokereke

    Most people do not prefer traffic, but there elements that prefer gas and diesel sales. Because profit, and keeping poor people poor.

    @mekkaokereke It would be nice to have high speed rail in this country like they do in China and Europe, but reliable unglamorous medium-speed rail would be a really good start.

    Caltrain's maximum speed of 79 mph would be fast enough to be useful, if only the trains ran more often and if there were better connections to buses and BART. We should be able to have good public transportation even without rocket science.

    @mekkaokereke

    Have enjoyed the Maglev many times. Great technology. At least it was over a decade ago when I used to travel in China a lot.

    Seems to me they were far ahead of the curve.

    @ewen No, that's the curve. Maglev patents go back to 1902. Rail developments were underway in the 1960s, with the first ones taking passengers in the 1970s.

    Everyone else is just way behind the curve. ;-/

    @mekkaokereke

    @mekkaokereke

    I lived in Strasbourg, France for two years. The TGV could get me to Paris in two and a half hours at about 250-300kph. In comfort.

    @mekkaokereke maybe I'm old-fashioned but I would prefer if there were blinds that rolled down over 120mph so I don't have to look at that
    @mekkaokereke eh—most EU folk are impressed by it (faster, smoother), but it just… isn't anywhere near as dramatic as it is to many US folk

    @mekkaokereke Well, California voters did approve a high speed rail between NorCal and SoCal in 2008: Proposition 1A 9.95 billion in bonds to create 800 miles of train network.

    Lamentably, it continues to be litigated against by vested monied interests.

    I will be amazed if it is ever completed and I can ride on it before I die.

    @mekkaokereke
    543 km SFO-LAX, at USD$1.3B/30kM is USD$25.53B. And that's probably using domestic Chinese labor rates, what's the scaling factor there?

    No tunnels that I see on the SM route as best as I can tell. Hug cost adder.

    CaHSR is ballpark $90B for SJC-Anaheim, which will be great when it's finished. Getting to DTLA or 4th & King will be large adders.

    But I look forward to high-speed rail options.

    @mekkaokereke first time I heard, it was hilarious! What a fraud 😂