@roxiqt If driving a car is boring, you need a better car and better roads to drive on. Blasting around twisty-turny back roads in a roadster or convertible with the top down is pretty hard to beat. Even just blasting down the unlimited sections of the Autobahn is fun in the right car.

@roxiqt - does not require passing a vision test

@roxiqt and no insurance required!! It’s a win on so many fronts

@roxiqt I think I may have been approaching this issue entirely wrong!

@roxiqt I like my electric car for commuting, but I'm interested in switching to the "bursting into thousands of bats" mode of transportation. Can you recommend a good mad scientist or bog witch for those of us looking to do more research before committing? (I understand you may be bound to secrecy and unable to answer.)

@roxiqt Truer words were never spoken...er...written.

@roxiqt slightly concerned about my ability to steer thousands of bats to desired destination and subsequently reassume human form.

@roxiqt probably make you popular with the neighbors when you knock down the mosquito population in the summer as you leave the bbq.

@roxiqt You can strike fear in the hearts of your enemies with a car if you aren't a coward.

@roxiqt i have never wanted to utilize a mode of transportation more than cloud o' bats.

@roxiqt In my experience there's always one bat that refuses to do what it's told and flies off on its own and takes hours longer to come back. And it's usually the one that turns back into your nose.

@roxiqt has someone seen Morbious

@roxiqt @aquarabbit

@roxiqt I can't imagine that bat poop everywhere would be environmentally friendly...

@roxiqt now, hear me out...what if the car burst into thousands of bats and bore you aloft into the moonlit night? You could cackle maniacally for added effect.

@roxiqt found @notjustbikes ’s next Halloween costume!

@roxiqt @[email protected] #morbius, are you?

@roxiqt long as the bats can carry my groceries, I’m up for this transportation method.