DRIVING A CAR
• expensive & boring
• bad for the environment

BURSTING INTO THOUSANDS OF BATS
• free & exciting
• environmentally friendly
• you will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies

@roxiqt I like my electric car for commuting, but I'm interested in switching to the "bursting into thousands of bats" mode of transportation. Can you recommend a good mad scientist or bog witch for those of us looking to do more research before committing? (I understand you may be bound to secrecy and unable to answer.)