I got asked to sign an autograph today, but fuck me I made a spelling error I then had to messily correct 😂

Glad I never hit the big time, I just wouldn’t cope 😜

I’m was still using my cheap as chips #Netflix subscription through #Apple, but no longer had the password. As I’ve updated tvs and devices, I could no longer transfer my account so was using other peoples logins on those new devices (despite already paying a subscription).

I’ve now transferred one of those logins to a shared account and will pay my friend for that, which means saying goodbye to the profile I’ve had for over a decade.

Breaking up with boyfriends was easier.

And today I was reminded of that time 10 years ago when I donned a sexy Mrs Claus outfit and sang the #DoctorWho inspired ‘I’m Gonna Spend My Christmas With A Dalek’ at the #SplendidChaps #xmas special.

Ba doo ba doo sex.

https://splendidchaps.bandcamp.com/album/im-gonna-spend-my-christmas-with-a-dalek

In related news, I’ve entered my Ebeneezer phase for the year.

If you work in events, or hospo, you probably have too.

Breaking: Dude caulking the steps at Federation Square - who HASN’T taped off his work - is surprised when a child puts their finger in the caulking as they climb the steps.

Tape off your work, my dude, and quit bothering people just enjoying the space because you can’t manage your worksite.