DRIVING A CAR
• expensive & boring
• bad for the environment

BURSTING INTO THOUSANDS OF BATS
• free & exciting
• environmentally friendly
• you will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies

@roxiqt slightly concerned about my ability to steer thousands of bats to desired destination and subsequently reassume human form.
@MastMatt @roxiqt They're bats, not cats: far easier to wrangle.