β€œI’ve never seen anything like this in my more than 20 years in Congress.”

β€”George Santos

@austinkocher πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ It's comments like this that I wish I could share on other platforms/websites.

@kaydenpat @austinkocher

Is 10 Million users not enough for you? πŸ˜‹

@Sfwmson @austinkocher How? Do you mind explaining what you did? Thanks in advance.
@austinkocher Elect Santos as speaker and have him say he's McCarthy.
@austinkocher Hahahahah…hahahah πŸ˜‚πŸ‘‡

@austinkocher

Steal. Cheat. Lie. Become Congressman.

@austinkocher I would be amused if Santos just leaned into the whole β€œI’m a huge liar” thing for the next 2 years
@austinkocher You may not have won the internet with this toot, but you did win the Mast o’ Don. 😁
@austinkocher dang, that’s funny!
@austinkocher I spit coffee out my nose when I read that!
@austinkocher literally laughing out loud - thanks, I needed that!

@austinkocher

I can no longer distinguish between satire and the statements of Santos.

Please send help. πŸ˜‰

@austinkocher Now that’s just plain funny! That’s needed today
@austinkocher LOL! You made me spit my tea πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ oh my lord! That shite is funny 🀣
@austinkocher 🀣🀣🀣
@austinkocher @oldredsubby I just choked laughing at this. Poor ole Santos and all his years worked! 🀣
@austinkocher From the beginning of his soon-to-be-over political career to the end of his life, #GeorgeSantos will be known as a narcissistic lying #Republican fraud.
@austinkocher #GeorgeSantos is also a Mossad agent, he’s just on standby status.